One day osama will go to the gates heaven and president Washington standing with a bat and says "how dare you defile in which was created" and startes wailing on osama's a** and the 70 other members of the continental congress come down and start kicking the S*** out of osama. Osama then asks what happend to my 71 virgins" No its 71 Virginians you a** hole"
Robin Willams