Bush boy, and hugs him since Norway and England celebreit NORWAY
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norwegian werewolf as this is your first offence you will be released on your own recognicence as long as you do not step within 10 yards of a H.O.W.L.E vehicle and attend a two month anger managment course once the course is complete then we will drop the restraining order and may concider offering you a position in H.O.W.L.E in our special forces division *road wolf then unlocks NWs cell and escorts him to his first AM session*
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*spacewolf steps out of the Earth to Orbit transport used to ferry Norwegian Werewolf to the surface* "I beleive that we have an opening on one of our 'Containment' Teams for a heavy weapons man"
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well then lets sign him up
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*roadwolf then turns to Norwegian Werewolf and says* son we will forgo the anger managment as we have an offer for you *NW turns his head and listens to the offer and then agrees * son you are now an member of the "rapid response tactical squad" the RRTS its the perfect place for you and that anger* roadwolf then hands NW a really big gun and NW howls his head off and then just grins menecingly* the guns computer then says "handle ID "destroyer"
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Norwegian werewolf, tomorrow is the Norwegian Day parade by me, I am going to it, they have dancing, food and vendors after the parade. Happy Norwegian Day! Don't worry, be happy it's Norwegian Day, YAY!
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[I bifurcate and leave a tsehlem of myself at the Watering Hole to see what's going on at the other cafe, wanting, simply, a quiet cup of coffee. I walk in from the street and head for the counter.]
Wolf: Just want a cup of coffee - whatever you got.
[I look around and see the remains of a burned-out transport, the H.O.W.L.E. shake down and the party and change my mind -]
Wolf: On second thought, maybe later. I'm gonna go home and have a quite evening.
[I recover my watch, look at the shiney back, and disapper, which also causes my doppelganger at the Watering Hole to vanish with a "pop!"]
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[Suddenly, I vanish with a "pop!"]
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*roadwolf then makes an annoucment *to any one who wants to join H.O.W.L.E will get free food and coffee for the rest of their lives if they sign up there are many positions avalible all you have to do is ask
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annd free insurance for you and your family just come and see me or spacewolf or call 3215654587 for any information (H.O.W.L.E no job to big no target to small, for all your law enforcement needs )
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if we can't be contacted, just HOWLE and we'll get your message.
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Remus:hey lets keep partying *keeps playing louder on the sax*
(acctually i really know how to play sax)
Remus:yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
PARTY
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Howle
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Norweigian werewolf, the Norweigian Day parade I went to was a good time.
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*appreciates Remus' sax playing, slurps another mocha, and ponders a career where they give you free food all the time, whenever you want* Hmmmmmm...
Meh, I'm not really a big fan of guns. Think I'll pass.
*is relieved to see that the Norwegian werewolf is alive and well, and apparently... promoted!*
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*spacewolf apears with the telltale 'POP' of apparition* "you howled REMUS?"
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what I should have mentioned is that Norwegian Werewolf was shot with silver coated rubber bullets, they sting like a b**** but don't kill. Great for disabling rouge were's
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there are positions in non violent departments as i said there are many positions available
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Man, you think of everything!! Silver coated bullets! Yikes!
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There's mochas in this forum thread? That's AWESOME! Exuse me, can I order a mocha please?
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*WolfMontana runs around to the front of the espresso machine, pops on a Barista's hat and starts whipping up a mocha, on the house, for the birthday guy*
*grinds some beans fresh, tamps the thingamajigy, twists it into the machine, and starts the water*
Whole milk? Skim? Whipped cream? *she makes a face at the last two things*
*starts frothing the milk, goes cross-eyed with the squealing sound coming from the machine*
*pours the espresso into a large mug, then throws in 3 tablespoons of Ghirardelli chocolate powder and stirs*
*drools vacantly for a minute, then collects herself and pours in the milk, catching the froth in the spoon*
*stirs, then spoons the creamy froth onto the top of the mocha, sprinkles more chocolate powder on top and hands the finished mocha to Busboy with a big grin*
Enjoy dude!!
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*Busboy proceeds to drink the Mocha, not noticing the drool that dropped into the mug while WolfMontana was spaced out*
'chuckles' "Enjoy Indeed!"
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*roadwolf then joins in with the music on his guitar and the joint starts really jumpin'* as it is 11 pm i am now off duty if you guys like i can recommend a guy to install a good security system it wont cost a thing it is a treat from H.O.W.L.E "hey can i get a double expresso for me and a double hot chocolate for shadow served in a hubcap"* roadwolf then broadcasts a world wide advert for the cafe on all forms of media*
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Thank you for the mocha, it was awesome!
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spacewolf wrote:
*Busboy proceeds to drink the Mocha, not noticing the drool that dropped into the mug while WolfMontana was spaced out*
*rolls her eyes at Spacewolf*
Dude, ya see this puddle on the floor behind the machine?? *points* THAT'S where it went... sheesh.
Glad you liked the mocha dude!!
*throws off her barista's cap and sits on a stool*
*hands Busboy a pressie, wrapped in 'Werewolf Howling Against the Moon' wrapping paper*
It's a Make a Wish pressie - whatever you want it to be, it is!
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