*Hole open up, Remus and his pack as well the Lost Boys too all falls back into Remus's cafe. Micheal, who was hiding behind WolfMontana, screamed and head for the restrooms. Blue shook his head and hang a new sign "BlueEyesWolf's Cafe, somewhere else, is now Remus and his pack-proof" on the wall where the WWWF sign was*
Blue:"Sorry, Rumus, you brought this on yourself. First by taking Wolf from his own ex-cafe, then the Jackson mess and finally the guns. That was the last straw. Good luck on your own cafe here, Remus."
*Turns to talk to Wolf and WolfMontana*
Blue:"I hope you two are happy in here and I wish both of you no hard feelings. Bye."
*Draws back and shut the hole again*
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*roadwolf then follows micheal in to the restroom after about 5 min of screaming and thumping micheal then comes flying out, jumps in a taxi and takes off in a southerly direction* well that got rid of him ok guys and girls the next round is on me
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No Problemo! But please point that rather freaky but impressive dart somewhere else!
*grabs another cup, tamps and twists in the grind and presses da button*
*pops the cup when it's done in front of roadwolf* There you go mate
*whips up a quick mocha for herself and retreats back behind the machine to avoid the fallout from the poor dart board that's about to be obliterated*
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ok what can we do its getting kind of strange
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O.k. WolfMontana, I now know what a "pressie" is, ha, ha.
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REMUS_LUPIN wrote:
ok what can we do its getting kind of strange
Nah, it's all good. I'm guessing this is not unusual in a cafe full of werewolves.
By the way, nice suit.
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(I groan in ecstacy as I sip the coffee)
Wolf: Actually, I don't eat other predators. Wait, Blue is a vegetarian.....
(I drink more coffee.)
Wolf: Nah.
(and set it down.)
Wolf: Heh, thing is, it's not my cafe. Blue's hallucinating again.
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*the dart roadwolf has then unscrews to reveal 3 regular darts stored in side"again i use the big one for scare tactics" * thanks for the coffee montana just the ways i like it hot with lots of foam *roadwolf says as he licks a foam moustache from his muzzle*
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(I sip my esspresso cintemplatively)
Wolf: I've never met him - he seems to always be gone somewhere - maybe he's a globe trotter. I've heard he's someone you don't want to cross though.
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*raises an eyebrow at Wolf's enjoyment of the coffee and grins* Wow, that's one happy customer!
*leans on the counter* Who, spacewolf? *tilts her head* Or Michael Jackson?
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*nods at roadwolf* Glad you like it!
Can I ask though... *raises an eyebrow* what are you planning on doing with those darts? Is the board the victim, or somebody else?
You know, I'm going to have to get my wolfed out half back from Blue's Pepperland... I think she's turning a funny shade of pink.
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they are ment for the dart board i will send my agent shadow to retrieve your other half if you want he has his own dimensional transporter in his brain
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Wolf: That's one of the main reasons I got out of there. Pepperland makes me crazy. I was a little afraid I would eat somebody..........too much pepper gives me heart burn.
(I sip my coffee)
Wolf: I don't believe I just said that.
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*grins*
Kinda glad you got outta there then dude, though you probably couldn't have eaten anyone - the laws of nature over there seem juuust a little bit different. Even if my estranged wolfy-half found a rabbit, she'd probably just end up singing and dancing with it... o.O
*peers at Roadwolf* He's got a dimensional transporter in his *brain*? Man, how useful would THAT be!!
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WolfVanZandt wrote:
Blue's hallucinating again.
*Yells from all of the way from my Cafe*
Blue:"I HEARD THAT, WOLF !!!!. And we're not in Pepperland anymore, we're in Neverland now."
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Wolf: Groooooooan, fairies......if I've had one try to sit on my nose I've had a thousand. Y'know, Montana, I've had enough weirdness to last me several lifetimes - not tha I exxpect it to quit anytime soon.
(Sips the seemingless bottomless cup of esspresso and looks down into it appreciatvely.)
Wolf: Some weirdness is good though. By the way, was there a police ction going on outside just before I came in?
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yeah there was wolf, norwiegian wwas arrested for for damaging a police vehicle but then released and became a member of H.O.W.L.E special ops
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Wolf: Ah. Not on purpose I guess, otherwise he'd still be in lockup.
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he was released becuase he made a good impression with a freind of mine in spec ops command
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yeah shadow is the first canid agent to have one installed he also has 4 stainless steel teeth (his 4 canines after a crook shot him in the mouth) *roadwolf then hears something on his 2way radio* "hq to agent roadwolf, hq to agent roadwolf come in please" this is roadwolf whats up command "we have a terroist holding people hostage at a dog food factory" ill be right there*roadwolf then turns tothe bar and says* sorry guys we got to go come on shadow *roadwolf then jumps in to a old pick up truck and shadow jumps in beside and they tear off*
2 days later
spacewolf iswondering where roadwolf has got too when he hears the soundof a bike roar up and stop outside and he goes outside to check it out
i turns out to be roadie and shadow sitting on a brand new custom chopper complete with wolf head fuel tank with roadie having his mouth wrapped up and a patch over one eye and shadow has bandages all over his body
WOW nice bike man, but something looks differant about you
*roadwolf then says* yeah do you remember that job i got called to
yeah
well we got the hostages out but then the guy detonated a bomb which injured shadow severly and put me inthe hospital as well when i woke up i had these *roadwolf then removes the bandage around his muzzle to reveal a mouth full of stainless steel teeth and he then removes the patch on his eye to show a fully cybernetic right eye*
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i dont even know what has been done to shadow
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*spacewolf then steps over to the bar from the dart board*
"That would be me"
*hands VanZandt a card which reads:
Spacewolf
General,
H.O.L.W.E. SOCOM
H.O.L.W.E. RRTS
*
"Hey Montana, could you whip me up a 'death by chocolate' hot chocolate with marshmellows and whipped cream?"
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*walks in chewing a piece of gum*
*blows a bubble*
*bubble pops in face*
*picks gum off of face and flings it across the cafe*
Confused: Yo! What's crackin?
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Wolf: Uh, I have nowhere to put this. I'm not wearing anything. I know how to get in touch with H.O.W.L.E., though (assuming I ever want to).
Stainless steel teeth, huh? I bet aluminum foil would drive him nuts.
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Fairies? You've met some?? I've always wanted to meet one. I'd- *distracted by Roadwolf's story*
*mouths 'dog food factory??' silently* *Listens somewhat with horror at the end of the tale*
*Spacewolf whip out his H.O.W.L.E. card*
See! I told you Spacewolf was recruiting!
*makes a sign of the cross with her fingers at spacewolf* Stay away from me dude, I'm not joining your unit! I don't want to be changed into some freaky cyborg werewolf! (because man, metal beast was just a baaad way to be)
*raises an eyebrow then smiles* Death by Chocolate? Now that's an awesome idea!!
Hmm. *WolfMontana throws away the hot chocolate mix, measures out some cocoa, sugar, and a bit o' vanilla into a tall mug and stirs. She heats some milk up on the machine and pours it slowly into the mug while stiring, the white of the milk slowly turning to deep chocolate, then she throws in a few marshmallows, and sprays some whipped cream over it. She rummages in the cafe cupboards, and finds some choc chips to sprinkle on top, then drizzles the whole thing with fudge sauce and throws in a tall teaspoon.*
Here you... Er. Wow... I don't know if I can... *she has some trouble passing it to Spacewolf* Maybe I should just.. you know... taste it to make sure it came out... okay *looks a little manic*
Whoa! *ducks just in time to miss the piece of gum Confused threw* Hey! I almost had a bad fur day there...
*waves* Namuch! Roadwolf just got refitted, Wolf's getting some coffee and grumbling about fairies, Spacewolf just ordered my desert for me ... ah, where'd it go??!
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