The Werewolf Café / Bonder.....but a were,lycan?

FenrirVik · 2009-01-18 21:25:00

How true, unless of course, you have some other excuse.

Kay17 · 2009-01-19 09:14:59

Hmmmm all good points....My friend said the only reason they would want me was cause of my DNA...hmmm....I will try that.....I could use the money since earths economy is down in the dumps

FenrirVik · 2009-01-19 09:17:05

True. You let us know how that works out for you.

TSDX WERENIMAL HUNTER · 2009-01-19 10:31:07

I Never Heard Of Bnder. Something I Need To Study?

FenrirVik · 2009-01-19 10:45:03

Main Entry:
2bond
Function:
verb
Date:
1677
transitive verb
1: to lap (as brick) for solidity of construction
2 a: to secure payment of duties and taxes on (goods) by giving a bond b: to convert into a debt secured by bonds c: to provide a bond for or cause to provide such a bond <bond an employee>
3 a: to cause to adhere firmly b: to embed in a matrix c: to hold together in a molecule or crystal by chemical bonds
intransitive verb
1: to hold together or solidify by or as if by means of a bond or binder
2: to form a close relationship especially through frequent association <the new mother bonded with her child>
â€” bondÂ·able \ˈbÃ¤n-də-bəl\ adjective
â€” bondÂ·er noun
That's the dictionary definition anyway.

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FenrirVik · 2009-01-19 10:50:03

Kay17 wrote:
Um.....well my name is Kay Elli Snowfox. I am a pronx (an dont look it up cause the dumb humans havnt put it up *snorts*) I can shift into more than one thing.....I have been living for along time...so long that humans wont believe me cause their science says its not possible to live 132billionyrs. Um I am still a young adult for my species..I age every 12billionyrs (these are earthyrs) I was married once to a mate but like the rest of my family she died..in 492ad. My daughter died in 1683...my sister an mom/dad died 72billionyrs ago. Um....I am afriad to say the rest....the things about me cause I am tired of people calling me a lair or crazy or even just judgeing me a idoit.I live in Florida right now,have a beutiful new fiance who is a werewolf.....she just turn 18.....Um like I said I am afraid to say the rest. but if you need more info just ask.

I want to know (and this was posted in the new members bio section) what the Universe was like 72 billion years ago because scientists theorize it's only been around for 13 billion years. What was the big bang like? And since Earth has only existed for roughly 4 billion years, what was it like when it was being made?
I thought this was relevant, considering this forum is about you.

Kay17 · 2009-01-20 04:08:23

Well I came to earth 95 millionyrs ago...so I didnt see the big bang. I dont think it is scientificaly possible for someone to live when seeing something like that. I came from somewhere else.....not here...

FenrirVik · 2009-01-20 06:03:25

Did you come from across the galaxy?

ZombifiedPyro · 2009-01-20 11:57:39

Whoa, this is crazy in a basket with a side of fries. o.O

Please... Do send me some of your DNA, I am currently failing genetics, and this may get me that college scholarship at MIT I've always wanted.

ShadyHowl · 2009-01-20 17:14:01

Wow, that's pretty impressive Kay. You'd think an alien that was 72 billion years old would have better things to do on the planet than sitting on a werewolf forum using dreadful spelling and grammar (then again, I guess the English language couldn't be your mother tongue).. waffling on about being able to shapeshift into everything.

Get out there, become a world teacher! You must have learnt something in the past 100 billion years, if not writing! Get going! You could be the next Buddha! I expect to see you on the News within the next week.

ShadyHowl · 2009-01-20 17:15:31

I love the detailed discussion of your extraterrestrial origins, too, it really blew me away.

I came from somewhere else.....not here...

Kay17 · 2009-01-20 19:29:49

ZombifiedPyro wrote:
Whoa, this is crazy in a basket with a side of fries. o.O

Please... Do send me some of your DNA, I am currently failing genetics, and this may get me that college scholarship at MIT I've always wanted.

um ...no...an shadow...I am 132billionyrs old....I became an adul 72billionsyrs ago an the government wont let me on tv.....

oh an I already know about something thats coming to earth......

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ShadyHowl · 2009-01-20 20:47:34

oh an I already know about something thats coming to earth......

They're coming to take me away, ha ha, he he, ho ho to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see my 123 billion year old friends in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away hahaaaa

FenrirVik · 2009-01-20 22:11:35

Kay17 wrote:
ZombifiedPyro wrote:
Whoa, this is crazy in a basket with a side of fries. o.O

Please... Do send me some of your DNA, I am currently failing genetics, and this may get me that college scholarship at MIT I've always wanted.
um ...no...an shadow...I am 132billionyrs old....I became an adul 72billionsyrs ago an the government wont let me on tv.....

oh an I already know about something thats coming to earth......

After living this long do you have any good piece of advice to give to us? I assume you are quite mature, of course.

WolfMontana · 2009-01-21 07:31:44

Um. Guys.

Trooooooll.

FenrirVik · 2009-01-24 08:26:38

***** wrote:
I've lived no-where near that long and I can give you one piece of good advice: Only lie to gullible people.

Gullible people are fun to mess with. People who know their stuff really aren't .Infact, they'll mess with you.

Me: [rubs toe in dirt] Oh, that's not the half of it. Only the other day, I had a conversation with an Angel.
Gullible person: !!!!!!!! REALLY?!?!?!? LIKE OMG. CAN YOU LIKE...TEACH ME THAT STUFF?!?!?!
Me: [shifty] Um...no.

Me: [rubs toe in dirt] Oh, that's not the half of it. Only the other day, I had a conversation with an Angel.
Person who knows their stuff: Oh, yes, by that do you mean an Angelkin person?
Me: Why yes, yes I do!
Interesting conversation: [ensues]

See the differences?

Perfect example! Gullible people are fun to mess with.

Poncho · 2009-01-24 11:53:58

WolfMontana wrote:
Trooooooll.

*Warns the Were-Goats to avoid the bridge*

FenrirVik · 2009-01-24 13:22:07

Baaaaa! Don't eat me!!!

Poncho · 2009-01-24 13:56:12

I dont like goats, they always steal my bamboo. The panda's told me.

therian44 · 2009-01-24 18:28:04

FenrirVik · 2009-01-24 19:35:48

I think we're getting a little off topic.

ShadyHowl · 2009-01-24 21:27:33

I enjoy ripping trolls apart. It's a good stress-reliever

FenrirVik · 2009-01-24 21:35:09

*Chews troll leg*
Care to join?

ShadyHowl · 2009-01-25 16:27:28

But this troll is supposedly 120 billion gazillion years old. That must make it quite tasteless. I'll stick to ripping, you can do the chewing.

FenrirVik · 2009-01-25 17:23:55

I'm cool with that.

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Kay17 wrote:

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