The Werewolf Café / I really haven't posted in a long time, have I?

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:14:17

Thanks. *I first take the scalpel and make a deep incision. However, the shape is a bit off as I have never opened a wolf before. Then I peal back the skin and jam the crank inside and crack the ribs apart.* Isn't this exciting.

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:22:02

So.
That's what it looks like in there.
*Nausea ensues.*

Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:24:01

Go sit outside for a bit *points towards a wall* Get some fresh air. Does you good

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:24:42

We can stop if you would like. I can always do this later.

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:29:38

Uh...go right ahead and do it now. And um...get it over with.
*goes through the wall. Is outside in the fresh air.*
Ahh!

Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:32:52

It's not he's feeling anything anyways Well, except nausea

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:33:14

Suit yourself. *I decide to quickly hurry. I remove the organs and investigate them.* It is surprising how similar and yet different the organs of mammals are to each other. *I then clean everything out, bag then, I wheel the cart over to a tub and dump the body into the solution which will leave only the bones behind.*

Thanks again for the body. I can't wait to examine the bones. Both in structure, appearance and......taste.

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:34:22

*swoops back in.*
Taste?! You're going to...chew on my bones?!

Well...I'd better at least...taste good.

Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:39:05

o_O Just uh... wash them off before you taste them Vin. Somehow I'm thinking the chemical isn't very good for your insides

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:43:45

Hahaha. Good idea, I'll make sure to wash them before.... I could do without a trip to the vet. I didn't know that chewing on bones was so unexpected, TM.

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Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:46:13

Well...it's not. But...they're my bones...and to think of someone chewing on them...

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:48:11

I guess you're right.... I wouldn't want mine chewed on. If you want we can put them in that nifty machine and you'll be alive again.

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Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:49:20

Totalimmortal wrote:
Well...it's not. But...they're my bones...and to think of someone chewing on them...

But now you're continuing the Circle of Life! 'Cause it's the circle... the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiife!

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:49:29

That's probably for the best, Vinny.
Shuck...now that song is very very stuck in my head.

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Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:51:14

Mwahaha! 'Tis my soul purpose in life.

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 22:51:30

*I remove the bones from the tub and then the organs from the bag and set them inside a box.* Ok go stand on this side, TM.* Once he does I push the button and a loud hum is heard and then the center door opens and out comes TM alive again.* Welcome back to the living!

Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 22:54:11

That was nifty!

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 22:56:38

I'm ba-*trips, falls flat on face. Quickly stands up.*
As I was saying, I'm back.
*gives a thumbs up!*

Black Shuck · 2009-08-01 23:06:46

Lost your feet there Total?

Welcome back to the land of the living!

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 23:27:51

Looks like you need to get your living legs back.

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 23:32:05

Yeah.
*walks around, but is somewhat unbalanced. Leans on a tree that is conveniently in the room right where he is to help himself balance.*
k.

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 23:43:55

I don't believe I have inquired today... How are you this evening TM?

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 23:45:45

Pretty good, Vindy. I drew a little bit in my sketchbook and cleaned house basically. And listened to music, as I always do. Slow day...as the summer fades, there seems to be less and less to do.

How was your day?

Vindicator · 2009-08-01 23:47:48

Yeah, I agree as the summer grows to a close, the occupations of the day seem to dwindle. I have actually for the most part listened to music and trying to decide what to add to an MP3 Player.

Totalimmortal · 2009-08-01 23:59:17

*cough*Nightwish*cough*

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