It's a very vanilla title, I know, so I'm definitely open to suggestions.  These are lyrics to a song I'm working on; all feedback (constructive or otherwise) is welcome.


~Jack and Jill~


Jack and Jill drove up the hill
one starry summer night.
Jack wanted to go for a test drive;
Jill wanted to go for a bite.
Said Jack to Jill, “They tell me
you’re the mildest girl in town,
but the way this date went
I’m pitchin’ a tent
if you’ll help a fellow out.�

Said Jill to Jack, “Lie on your back
and we’ll just see what I can do.
But if you breathe one word of this,
I’ll be the death of you.�

Oh!  What smooth hands you have.
Oh!  What bright eyes you’ve got.
Oh!  What nice tongue you have.
Oh-ho-ho, you make me hot…

Well, Jack hauled off and told his friends
that for a milkshake and some fries
Jill would pull some real strange stunts
while sitting on your thighs.
Trent overheard, and then told Pam,
who told Jill’s cousin Fred,
who let her know – she swore no rest
until she had Jack’s head.

Jack and Jill drove up the hill
one dark and moonless night.
Jack wanted to go for another home run;
Jill wanted to go for a bite.
Jack mumbled some lame apologies
though his intent was clear,
and Jill – good sport – just shrugged it off
along with her brassiere.
Midway through the warm-up
Jack says, “You got fuzz on your arm.�
Jill purrs, “I promise
It’s harmless.
LET’S GET IT ON!�

Oh!  What big hands you have.
Oh!  What large eyes you’ve got.
Ow!  What sharp teeth you have.
H-hey!  What the…  OhmyGOOOOOOD!!!

They found pieces of Jack
a week after the fact
and poor Jill, with teary eyes,
tells the prime time news reporter,
“He was a real sweet guy…�