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#51 2010-10-05 16:26:25

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Reptile wrote:

As long as it doesn't completely pussify the werewolf protagonist by making him pretty I'm game. And I don't care what anyone says, I like Wolfman style werewolves.

Yeah! I'm with you! Don't let Taylor Lautner fans change your mind!!! xD xD

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#52 2010-10-05 23:47:34

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Reptile wrote:

As long as it doesn't completely pussify the werewolf protagonist by making him pretty I'm game. And I don't care what anyone says, I like Wolfman style werewolves.

Well, judging by the picture, you have nothing to worry about. wink

I hope it doesn't suck like every single sequel to "The Howling" ever made. tongue Then again, this is supposed to be a "reimagining" or something, not a sequel...


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#53 2010-10-06 01:50:11

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

#6 had a wretched looking werewolf but was pretty fun otherwise, and #2 was a freaking comedy - how can you not love a film with a dwarf clown zombie assassin?!

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#54 2010-10-06 02:10:03

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

And let's not forget Darth Striba, Werewolf Queen of the Sith and her FUR ORGY! big_smile

Also Christopher Lee.


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#55 2010-10-06 14:42:54

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

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And let's not forget Darth Striba, Werewolf Queen of the Sith and her FUR ORGY! big_smile

Also Christopher Lee.

Actually, that's less hair than you usually see in 70's pornos.

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#56 2010-10-06 14:43:50

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Viergacht wrote:

Reptile wrote:

And let's not forget Darth Striba, Werewolf Queen of the Sith and her FUR ORGY! big_smile

Also Christopher Lee.

Actually, that's less hair than you usually see in 70's pornos.

This is true.


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#57 2010-10-12 01:39:41

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=22824

Well, THIS isn't encouraging.

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#58 2010-10-12 01:49:19

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

So, Twilight continues to consume the werewolf genera from within, foul parasite that it is.


By the powers of Yog-Sothoth, by the name of the Gate, by the name of the Key, by the name of the Guardian, I COMMAND YOU! BEGONE FOUL ABOMINATION!

I!

DENY!

YOU!


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#59 2010-10-12 05:15:21

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Reptile wrote:

So, Twilight continues to consume the werewolf genera from within, foul parasite that it is.


By the powers of Yog-Sothoth, by the name of the Gate, by the name of the Key, by the name of the Guardian, I COMMAND YOU! BEGONE FOUL ABOMINATION!

I!

DENY!

YOU!

or just slip in the incantation to summon an elder god into the script and hey presto


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#60 2010-10-12 05:24:54

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

With the risk of repeating myself, why don't they put their stupid teenage stars off the werewolf movies?? We want adult characters, with adult scripts and adult behaviour. And yes, R-rated all in all. That WILL work... don't they listen at all? Don't they ever surf on Internet looking for some ideas? Or just plain ask the people who has come to the cinema to watch that... Well, I must say that I have been aware of this since I've read the original synopsis ("A young 17 year old boy, blah, blah, blah...."). Bad from the beginning.

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#61 2010-10-12 23:43:56

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Viergacht wrote:

#6 had a wretched looking werewolf but was pretty fun otherwise, and #2 was a freaking comedy - how can you not love a film with a dwarf clown zombie assassin?!

HAHAHA.
Okay, I guess it's good for laughs, in the same way that "Troll 2" is...big_smile

Reptile wrote:

So, Twilight continues to consume the werewolf genera from within, foul parasite that it is.


By the powers of Yog-Sothoth, by the name of the Gate, by the name of the Key, by the name of the Guardian, I COMMAND YOU! BEGONE FOUL ABOMINATION!

I!

DENY!

YOU!

Going all Lovecraft on it's ass, eh? big_smile

Oh, pretty soon, it won't just be "Twilight" that infects the werewolf genre.
Pretty soon, we'll have the happy-go-lucky pretty werewolves that you seem to hate so much brought to life on the big-screen, adorned in traditional Native American dress, running in slow motion through grassy fields....chasing butterflies.
yikes

zockereinstein wrote:

With the risk of repeating myself, why don't they put their stupid teenage stars off the werewolf movies?? We want adult characters, with adult scripts and adult behaviour. And yes, R-rated all in all. That WILL work... don't they listen at all? Don't they ever surf on Internet looking for some ideas? Or just plain ask the people who has come to the cinema to watch that... Well, I must say that I have been aware of this since I've read the original synopsis ("A young 17 year old boy, blah, blah, blah...."). Bad from the beginning.

Hollywood is looking to make a quick buck a lot of the time, not quality cinema.  Right now, stuff like "Twilight" is hot, so they want to capitalize off of the trend I'm assuming.

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#62 2010-10-13 05:12:05

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Hollywood is all about trying to put positive outlook's on films look at Army of Darkness the Director's Cut ending is great but it was deemed to depressing by Hollywood so they fild the 'Captain Supermarket' ending


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#63 2010-10-13 08:20:26

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Hollywood is turning America into pansies!  Have you seen a foreign horror film?  They go all out with gore and sex.  We go take a teen shite.  I may be a teenager still, but I absolutely hate that werewolves and other baddies of the night are getting this treatment!


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#64 2010-10-13 08:22:47

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

watch the trailer for Vampires Suck


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#65 2010-10-13 08:25:53

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

I have plenty of times, and want to slit some throats (or watch a slasher flick....)!  I watched some clips too and never even cracked a small smile.


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#66 2010-10-13 08:27:51

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

this is why i'm a big supporter of the indy horror scene, they're not afraid to push boundries


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#67 2010-10-13 08:29:00

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Ah, very true.  Very true.  I don't care about big budget movies anymore, so yes, indie it is.  I'd do indie flicks if I ever become a director.


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#68 2010-10-13 22:31:54

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

wolfblood17 wrote:

Hollywood is turning America into pansies!  Have you seen a foreign horror film?  They go all out with gore and sex.  We go take a teen shite.  I may be a teenager still, but I absolutely hate that werewolves and other baddies of the night are getting this treatment!

Hahaha, seriously...
"High Tension" and "Dumplings" have some seriously gently caressed up parts.
Right now, America is stuck on PG13 teen angst bullshit!  They even want to remake "Toxic Avenger" for a more family-friendly audience.  That is BLASPHEMY.  I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS!!! mad

Hollywood has popped out a good remake ("The Hills Have Eyes") or original horror film (the first "Saw" ONLY) once in a blue moon over this last decade, but not much, really...


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#69 2010-10-14 05:02:17

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Toxic Avenger is great as it is!  Leave it alone you gently caressing turds in Hollywood!  Can't make a decent movie hardly ever.  Now you guys see why we the audience want HARDCORE, BLOODY/GORY violence?  Because the PG-13 really is boring as hell!  Granted, some movies are great and they aren't rated R, but they weren't horror movies.  And "Taken" with Liam Nissan being such a bad-ass, was released in foreign countries as "R"!!!!!!!! (Although I still freaking love that movie)....

But Toxic Avenger shall not be touched!  There's a reason Troma doesn't follow major audiance (they make better movies with "heart").  At least with "HEART".............. well, over with the rant right now.... but later... I'll be back.....


Oh but teen angst.... get over it you pansies.  Gonna make a romance?  Quit adding the supernatural.


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#70 2010-10-14 06:55:19

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

wolfblood17 wrote:

Toxic Avenger is great as it is!  Leave it alone you gently caressing turds in Hollywood!  Can't make a decent movie hardly ever.  Now you guys see why we the audience want HARDCORE, BLOODY/GORY violence?  Because the PG-13 really is boring as hell!  Granted, some movies are great and they aren't rated R, but they weren't horror movies.  And "Taken" with Liam Nissan being such a bad-ass, was released in foreign countries as "R"!!!!!!!! (Although I still freaking love that movie)....

But Toxic Avenger shall not be touched!  There's a reason Troma doesn't follow major audiance (they make better movies with "heart").  At least with "HEART".............. well, over with the rant right now.... but later... I'll be back.....


Oh but teen angst.... get over it you pansies.  Gonna make a romance?  Quit adding the supernatural.

Troma are like the Frankenstein Monster of the movie world don't get me wrong they do great movies like Poultrygeist and of course the classic Toxie


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#71 2010-10-14 15:57:40

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

True, true, but they know that going into the movie making process.  Not all movies can be "great", but some of the better, mostly indie, create masterpieces with works.  I've been watching a lot of indie romance and action, and most of it's greater than mainstream because of what I call "Heart" in a movie.  Where, despite a horrible plot (sometimes)...... everything else is pretty good.  It's just people having fun giving others what they have.  No harm in it all to me. 

Mainstream cares only about money, understandably of course.


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#72 2010-10-16 21:46:05

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

I think he should have teeth like this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/masqueffex/5087560447/

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#73 2010-10-16 22:31:47

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Masqueffex wrote:

I think he should have teeth like this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/masqueffex/5087560447/

Kickass, I love 'em.

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#74 2010-10-16 23:16:52

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

Viergacht wrote:

Masqueffex wrote:

I think he should have teeth like this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/masqueffex/5087560447/

Kickass, I love 'em.

I know, they look like they're in an actual canine configuration, but they've been taken to the monstrous extreme. Is cool.


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#75 2010-10-17 05:55:49

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Re: First Look at Henchman Werewolf from 'The Howling Reborn'

freaking sweet


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