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#1 2012-05-01 10:25:46

JokerWolf
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JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Thought it was about time to acquire a forum to discuss my exploits and various goings on. Later this week, some friends and I are hitting up a fast food drivethru to cause some organized chaos. One of us orders at the speaker and the other two of us jump out, one wearing my chimp mask, the other wearing my gorilla suit. When the driver pulls up to the window, the chimp and gorilla both grab the bag at the same time and start "fighting" over it. One of the guys then comes rolling up in his truck, gets out, "hits" us in the back of the head with an axe handle, dumps us in the back of his truck and speeds off. Altogether not a bad night, and definitely not a bad first post for my forum.


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#2 2012-05-01 15:08:50

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Whoa. Wish I could see that.


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#3 2012-05-01 16:13:35

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

We were gonna see if we could find a cameraman.


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#4 2012-05-01 16:15:36

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Youtube!!!


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#5 2012-05-02 10:36:31

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

So, what's happening, Cafe? *gnaws on a piece of raw bloody steak happily*

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#6 2012-05-02 11:55:34

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

ha, for a moment I thought "What's going on?" big_smile I've once worn a colorfl wig and to different colored gloves for emos. We walked through the checkers shop... after that a girl names katrina, asked me Am I ok because I'm acting weird... hahaha

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#7 2012-05-02 14:34:19

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

I once ran up to a person and frantically asked, "What year is it?!" When he answered I said, "No! A decade too far!" and ran off.


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#8 2012-05-02 16:50:07

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Lol that's funny I think I may try that The Wolf Pen.


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#9 2012-05-02 17:06:01

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Another time I carried on a conversation entirely in the third-person. The Wolf Pen found the hilarious.


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#10 2012-05-03 19:38:38

AlphaGammaWolfie
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

So yesterday some random guy ran up to me and said "i will give you 20 dollars to feel my pecks." i said uhm.. no thank you random body builder. then he said "ok babe well here is my number.. for free." i was like uhhh nooo..


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#11 2012-05-03 19:41:53

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

That's when you take his number and keep it until another guy tries that, then give him the other guy's number and tell him it's yours. They can feel each others pecs.


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#12 2012-05-03 20:17:57

AlphaGammaWolfie
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

lol i didnt think of that.


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#13 2012-05-03 20:29:26

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Joker you are full of hilarious ideas


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#14 2012-05-03 20:49:07

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Thanks. I look at it more like the world is so full of pain already that the choices are either laugh or cease to exist, and I decided last semester I was tired of living in fear and depression. So now I keep a light attitude, have taken up transcendental meditation, and like lightly messing with people. Past is past, only you can create a future of pure bliss for yourself. A friend stayed in my dormroom with me last night and we smoked some Tazo Zen, walked around the stream on student housing, went to this secret glen in the woods I know about, howled at the moon, then I woke him up at about five in the morning with my chimp mask and streitjacket on. Ah, good times! And so much better than letting fear rule your life.


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#15 2012-05-03 21:34:03

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

That sounds great! Except for the smoking.

Have you done the fastfood place prank yet?

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#16 2012-05-03 21:51:08

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

The smoking was tea (actual like herbal tea kind of tea)

And no the fastfood prank hasn't occurred yet.


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#17 2012-05-04 01:03:33

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Oh, tea? Odd. big_smile

Tell us when you do the prank!


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#18 2012-05-04 09:29:54

AlphaGammaWolfie
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Did The Wolf Pen draw that for you joker? The avatar?


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#19 2012-05-04 09:57:00

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Yes I did!


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#20 2012-05-07 09:46:39

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

I'm very worried about the sudden lack of activity on these forums. Is everyone all right?


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#21 2012-05-07 11:59:47

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Well, I just got blocked by BlueEyedWolf on Furaffinity. He is one of my favorite artists, so pretty freakin bummed.


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#22 2012-05-07 12:37:52

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Sorry to hear that. Anything I can do to help?


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#23 2012-05-08 01:32:48

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

Sure *lights a stick of dynamite,  hands it to Wolf Pen and hightails it outta there* *plugs ears  and waits for explosion*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#24 2012-05-08 01:35:17

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*is a VERY good aim*

*throws stick of dynamite so it will blow up when it lands near Joker*

Ha.


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#25 2012-05-08 01:41:38

JokerWolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*dynamite lands in my back pocket* *opens my  eyes* OH SHHHHHHIIIII..... <BOOOOOOM> *looks back at the smoking hole in his pants* YOW! THAT SMARTS!!!!


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