The Werewolf Café / JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

JokerWolf · 2012-06-10 15:05:20

*points at a dark corner of the room where a female coyote is shoving a bottle of Parkay into her clam chowder* You mean these strippers? Yep!

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:38:46

yep, they're for your services, they love you long time.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:40:14

*looks at Zage suspiciously* What is the special occasion?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:42:46

nothing, just a friendly, honest gesture.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:45:12

* beckons one of them to follow him and leads her into his bedroom* *closes the door*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 04:24:14

*sheckses up the coyote girls and then lets Teal in*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 10:10:47

she never fell for it.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 10:15:37

What do you mean "fell for it"? Was there something wrong with those coyotes?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 10:16:31

no, you asked Teal to come here, & she never did.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 11:17:52

*Zage is gone* He's gone. It's ok to come out now, Teal!

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 11:23:09

*feels awkward* You sure...I feel bad. I should've gone to tuck Zage in, but wow! Haven't smoked that many cigarettes in a long time. Your seduction skills certainly worked their magic. You bad wolf

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:30:23

Ahem.. what?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 11:33:42

Arooooooooooooooo! *wicked grin* Let's hit up my place. Just give me a second to get changed... *Joker explodes with pain and hunches over as giant raptor wings explode out of his back* *his arms elongate and snap back, becoming hinged like an insect's* *his snout elongates and becomes a crocodile-like maw* *his tail gets longer and more scythe-like until his tail has literally become a giant scythe, which he rips out of his spinal column with a cry of intense agony combined with pleasure * Almost changed, babe! *What was once Joker growled*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:37:08

*Raises eyebrow* Babe?!

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 11:40:25

*Joker looks up at Pip just as his eyes are ripped out of the sockets and replaced by eyes made out of crystalized blood* Ahhhh,errrrrrr Pip! This is my true form. *His head separates and becomes multifaced* I told you I was a King of Hell, right?

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 11:41:30

One nut, what's going on! You literally did mean change, huh?

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:41:42

I don't care what you are... *flattens ears* .... I'm sure she's better than me, hm?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 11:46:21

I don't know about better.... but she can sure last longer *smirks*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:47:32

*whines softly* Joker.. you're being mean.. *tail between legs*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 11:49:35

*Joker winces as he grows his second nut back*
You can join us if you want, Pip *winks*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:51:31

*shakes head* No.. How could you even ask that... *Whimpers*

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TealPelt · 2012-06-11 11:54:52

I'm so sorry Pip. You have to believe me, that this was not my fault....not really. Joker has an unbelievable ability to seduce a girl, and in my moment of weakness (wanting Zage), I fell for his charm. I'm usually stronger than that, but something got me

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:57:08

*overly warm smile* Oh, don't worry. It's fine. I just have to talk to Zage for awhile. Have fun. *whips pack of condoms at Joker* Careful Teal, you don't want to catch anything.

*prances away to Zage's forum*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 12:52:44

*smirks* Do you think they bought it? If they don't know we spent all night in here plotting new pranks, we have a bigger chance of catching them unawares. Thanks for the cigarettes, by the way! Don't think that this means that you're immune though. *shakes Teals hand again and ushers her to the door of his forum and teleports out*

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 13:06:13

Hahaha....so much fun! Didn't think it would work as well as it did. Sure hope Pip doesn't plot her revenge. Looks like I have more reasons to watch my back now. Oh, and don't for one second think you can lower your guard too *Shakes Jokers hand and, opening the door, walks over to Zage's forum, to see if he wants to have some fun*

*Suddenly bursts into flames* Joooookkkkeeerrrrr!!!!!!

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