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#701 2012-06-16 03:33:32

JokerWolf
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Sheesh, sorry! You don't gotta be so grumpy. Not like you hold the copyright on clones as a concept.


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#702 2012-06-16 13:28:34

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*feeds hot wings to some geese he finds in his yard* big_smile wink


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#703 2012-06-18 12:30:10

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*pets the new hyenas that Zage gave him*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#704 2012-06-18 15:00:57

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

I hope you like them. smile


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#705 2012-06-18 17:53:24

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

I've been randomly reading things on the WWC and I read this.
D: What has been read cannot be unread!!!  D:


I'm 13 and trying my skill at writing.
Anger and Agony are better than Misery

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#706 2012-06-21 03:24:34

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I decided to avenge Jeff and Emmitt's mother tonight:
*goes on a hunt for her killer with Emmitt and Jeff to avenge her honor*
*goes hellside for a moment and pinpoints his exact location*
*grabs Emmitt and Jeff and teleports there*
*Tears his chest open and lets the hyenas feast on some of his blood to gain temporary demon powers*
*all three go fully demon and rip his gently caressing head off*
*they then defile his corpse and bring his heart back as a trophy*
*cuts his heart into pieces and feeds it to a dinner party full of guests*
*gets out the Lament Configuration and waits for him to return*
*he reappears, within the lavitory*
*Joker sacrifices his left eye to become more powerful*
*he picks up the Lament Configuration and heads into the washroom to meet his destiny*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#707 2012-06-21 03:28:53

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This is for your mom, Emmitt and Jeff*he wraps his arms around the enemy and activates the puzzlebox, causing chains to spring out and impale them together, dragging them both to hell* I'll miss you guys. I'll try to return soon.
*fire engulfs both of them and there is a deep silence*
Zage: *puts a pepperoni pizza in the oven, & awaits your return*
Several hours later, Joker drags himself bloodied and bruised from hell and immediately heads for the Executive Lounge's liquor cabinet. He lets Emmitt and Jeff come up to the lounge just this once and they drink and pour alcohol on the wounds. About an hour later, they head down and greedily wolf down large amounts of the pizza.
He's dead.
Zage: good fighter, isn't he?
Yeah. I almost lost a few times but then I remembered by friends and what he did to their mother and I refused to let that happen to anyone else ever again. As I realized this, I went through the single most painful experience of my life: I gained a soul.
Still, without my zombie powers and rapid regeneration, I may have died in there.
Zage: *gives you a t-bone steak, & fresh gravy as a reward*
*eats it ravenously and sits back as my body begins stitching itself back together* *moans* This is what the liquor was for but it still hurts like nothing else I've ever felt *whimpers*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#708 2012-06-21 03:31:15

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*looks at Emmitt and Jeff* Oh, I got you guys a souvenir while I was there *takes a little tin out of his pocket*
*they anxiously await to see what's in it*
*opens it up and smears the substance inside onto their mother's body* I had to give up something very dear to me to get this power *intones an incantation and watches as her tail twitches slightly, then one of her legs, and soon, she's completely reanimated and resurrected*
*Joker begins to weep*
Zage: *hugs all*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#709 2012-06-21 03:35:47

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*wraps his arms around everyone and never wants to let go*
*sends the hyenas out of the room so that he can talk to Zage privately*
As I said before, I had to give up something to gain this power...
*holds up his arm and shows Zage a strange mark that has appeared on it* Do you know what this is?
Zage: it looks like HIS mark


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


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#710 2012-06-21 03:36:09

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Will post rest tomorrow.


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#711 2012-06-21 13:31:42

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

smile that was a good fun time. smile


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#712 2012-06-22 22:28:09

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*howls mournfully* I'm all alone on here...


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#713 2012-06-23 02:46:44

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

now you know how I felt, when I check, earlier today. wink sad


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#714 2012-06-23 02:47:45

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Was at the cinema. Sorries sad


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#715 2012-06-23 03:33:16

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

s'ok, I was working, soon afterwards.


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#716 2012-06-23 03:36:17

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*nuzzles Zage* :3


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#717 2012-06-29 00:16:14

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*places three black and white identical boxes on Joker's living room floor*


I have a blog about all things werewolf! View it at http://behemoth-book.blogspot.com/ !

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#718 2012-06-29 02:45:16

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*opens the middle one*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#719 2012-06-29 16:00:24

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*random penguins*


I have a blog about all things werewolf! View it at http://behemoth-book.blogspot.com/ !

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#720 2012-06-29 22:51:00

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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*opens left box*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#721 2012-06-30 13:14:04

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*dice*


I have a blog about all things werewolf! View it at http://behemoth-book.blogspot.com/ !

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#722 2012-06-30 13:23:37

JokerWolf
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*right box?*


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#723 2012-06-30 18:30:19

The Wolf Pen
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*chess set... and a small black box* *the small black box is ticking*


I have a blog about all things werewolf! View it at http://behemoth-book.blogspot.com/ !

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#724 2012-07-30 05:15:59

JokerWolf
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Am back *smirks* and better than ever


Third world children are plentiful. Fossil fuels are scarce. We need to burn something.


Help control the pet population, I'm hungry

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#725 2012-08-08 14:26:40

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: JokerWolf's Forum Of Amusement

*leaves a sexy slave robot behind, as a gift, for Joker*


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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