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BlueEyesWolf · 2008-08-28 04:38:09

Amarok wrote:
So as not to upset cat-lovers (not to mention were-felines of various sizes) I sold my concession to a Mr. Gordon Shumway.

SHUMWAY: I got a gig selling merchandise for the new 007 movie. I can stick this in the same booth and not even have to change the name!

AMAROK: What's that?

SHUMWAY: Pussy Galore! HAH! I kill me!

You're not fooling me, Amarok, because "Mr. Gordon Shumway" is better known as ALF the alien TV star who happens to be a cat-eater !!!

wolfsongx · 2008-08-28 10:31:15

I remember that show and the 80's cartoon spinoff with him and his family on the planet Melmac.

Amarok · 2008-08-28 23:24:19

I was wandering by the woods when suddenly a giant tabby cat padded out.

"I am Semeel, the Guardian," it said:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/views/li … -20454277/

". . . And I'm tired of the cat-eating jokes!"

So I gave a big goofy smile and promised to clean up my act. So no more ill-considered kitty jokes.

"And by the way," said the cat on the way back to the woods, "that guy upstairs with the tat? Out to get you."

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-08-29 06:31:40

wolfsongx wrote:
I remember that show and the 80's cartoon spinoff with him and his family on the planet Melmac.

Yep and there was another animated spin-off which ALF, his family and friends spoofed fairy tales and classic stories. It was called ALF Tales

WolfMontana · 2008-08-29 08:27:02

*boggle* That was one weird story about the cat!

wolfsongx · 2008-08-29 23:29:29

BlueEyesWolf wrote:
wolfsongx wrote:
I remember that show and the 80's cartoon spinoff with him and his family on the planet Melmac.
Yep and there was another animated spin-off which ALF, his family and friends spoofed fairy tales and classic stories. It was called ALF Tales

I remember that one too.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-08-30 05:18:29

Of course you would.

Amarok · 2008-08-30 21:31:18

WolfMontana wrote:
*boggle* That was one weird story about the cat!

I thought it was nice that, for once, when a mysterious creature was reported, it was definitely described as being benevolent -- a guardian, as it called itself. Didn't keep 'em from levelling its forest for a new block of flats and a carpark, though.

I noticed an ad on the same page for "McGruff online security" -- "Keep your children safe." Guess the torch has been passed on, so to speak. Take a bite out of crime!

WolfMontana · 2008-08-31 03:37:41

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Didn't keep 'em from levelling its forest for a new block of flats and a carpark, though.

*singsong voice* Thoose baaaastaaards...

WolfMontana · 2008-08-31 03:38:43

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-08-31 05:04:28

Since when a file is a mouse?

WolfMontana · 2008-08-31 06:18:23

Since the designers of the above caption to the above photo made the rather startling and unexpected comparison of the red fox in the photo to the graphic of a red fox on the Firefox logo, and, in seeing said fox's pursuit of a wee mouse for satisfaction of certain vulpine culinary inclinations, did decide to continue their comparison to the aforementioned browser and allude to the mouse being a 'file', so as to elicit a hearty chortle and be recognized as maestros of picture captioning in the hearts and minds of lolcat-o-philes everywhere.

...At least, that's what the voices tell me.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-08-31 06:23:54

In layman terms, please.

wolfsongx · 2008-08-31 21:41:38

WolfMontana wrote:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre … r-file.jpg

Very nice. Firefox should call is pouncing a file instead of locating a file.

WolfMontana · 2008-08-31 22:03:50

BlueEyesWolf wrote:

In layman terms, please.

Since five posts ago.

Amarok · 2008-09-01 01:15:03

I had to download files from a disk to make my new mouse work. I didn't know you had to do that. (Usually have everything done by my computer geek friend).

WolfMontana · 2008-09-01 03:34:07

Huh. Musta been one fancy fox dodging mouse.

wolfsongx · 2008-09-01 20:41:43

WolfMontana · 2008-09-12 22:01:50

tee hee

wolfsongx · 2008-09-12 23:52:01

Poor kitty.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-13 04:03:45

* and then helps the kitty*

WolfMontana · 2008-09-19 22:48:06

This one made me laugh out loud

wolfsongx · 2008-09-20 01:27:24

Poor kitty

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-20 04:37:44

Aww, the poor puddy tat!

punxnotdead · 2008-09-20 12:49:03

WolfMontana wrote:
This one made me laugh out loud
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre … -smell.jpg

And now so am I.

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