The Werewolf Café / Good and Bad Werewolf Haiku:

The Busboy · 2004-07-02 18:47:29

One of my best Friends taught me this one, she is hysterical, and she will be reading this at some point, so this post is for comic relief when we all need it.

Here are the rules:
A haiku is a Japaneese poem composed of 3 lines of text. The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the third line is 5 syllables, o.k., got it? O.k., go:

Werewolves are so cool,
they're really friggin' bad ass,
vampires have no chance!

(O.k., that one falls under the "bad werewolf haiku" category, peace.)

Jimwonders · 2004-07-09 10:20:49

There was once a werewolf named Kent
Who's wife never knew where he went
She thought him untrue
But when she finally knew
Lots of money on flea collars was spent.

The Busboy · 2004-07-13 16:50:28

Actually, I think it is doing pretty well for what it is, and the writing is pretty creative too!

Last edited by The Busboy (2004-07-13 16:50:49)

The Busboy · 2005-01-27 13:05:18

Mardi Gras werewolf
putting on his jester's hat,
get ready NOLA (New Orleans, Louisiana).

RedStreak · 2005-01-27 16:08:46

My turn!

Ninjawolf has kid,
RedStreak works on new comics,
BlueEyesWolf still nuts!

"Haiku of the Werewolf Trio" by Redstreak

RedStreak · 2005-01-27 16:13:22

Another by the infamous red Haiku writer...

Fast as fast can be,
Blue wolf runs after crafty fox,
Fox escapes to hole.

"Haiku of the BlueEyesWolf and Fox" by RedStreak

Chris Prunckle · 2005-01-27 16:23:05

I pooped at first sight,
when attacked by a werewolf,
scivies need a cleaning.

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 20:32:37

Cool! I love haikus!

With no coming drawing idea,
I stare continuously at my blank paper.
Through frustration, I transform unwillingly.

"Artist's Block" by NinjaWolf

Last edited by NinjaWolf (2005-01-27 20:34:06)

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 20:40:22

The moon is fiercely white
As I run freely inside the darkness.
My ancestors run with me.

"Not Alone" by NinjaWolf

Last edited by NinjaWolf (2005-01-27 20:47:04)

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 20:43:53

I am ninja and wolf.
I am a protector of everything good.
Foul ones, you shall tremble!

"Savior" by NinjaWolf

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 20:46:13

Two werewolves fall in love.
The full moon rises with such radiance.
They both howl lovingly, together.

"Valentine's Moon" by NinjaWolf

Last edited by NinjaWolf (2005-01-27 20:48:08)

RedStreak · 2005-01-27 21:08:29

NinjaWolf wrote:
Two werewolves fall in love.
The full moon rises with such radiance.
They both howl lovingly, together.

"Valentine's Moon" by NinjaWolf

Two werewolves enter wood,
Howls follow under light of moon;
Three werewolves exit wood.

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 21:11:45

LOL! Man, that was QUICK!!!

RedStreak · 2005-01-27 21:13:35

NinjaWolf wrote:
LOL! Man, that was QUICK!!!

You know us werewolves...only rabbits are better at multiplying!

*pan to a werewolf and a rabbit, both armed with abbicuses - the rabbit cheers, having finished his calculations first - the wolf growls...and then eats the rabbit whole - glances w/ an innocent look on his face*

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-27 21:17:46

LOL! So true!

BlueEyesWolf · 2005-01-28 05:10:29

RedStreak wrote:
My turn!

Ninjawolf has kid,
RedStreak works on new comics,
BlueEyesWolf still nuts!

"Haiku of the Werewolf Trio" by Redstreak

Oh so?

NinjaWolf and I fun
RedStreak plays dirty and cheats
Fuzzball loves us all

"Haiku of Three Werewolves and a Babe"
by BlueEyesWolf

(No it's NOT what you think...it's about the way we act and fight on the boards)

RedStreak · 2005-01-28 09:27:56

BlueEyesWolf wrote:
NinjaWolf and I fun
RedStreak plays dirty and cheats
Fuzzball loves us all

"Haiku of Three Werewolves and a Babe"
by BlueEyesWolf

(No it's NOT what you think...it's about the way we act and fight on the boards)

Technically your first line has 6 syllabales, not 5.

hunter5654 · 2005-01-28 10:47:42

Branches break, ears perk
White tail bounces through the brush
Curse my clumsy paws!

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-28 11:56:26

Zage is one of us.
He never shows up in our drawings.
We never forget a friend.

"Haiku of Zage" by NinjaWolf

BlueEyesWolf · 2005-01-29 01:25:42

RedStreak wrote:
Technically your first line has 6 syllabales, not 5.

(Razzs RedStreak) So I made a tiny mistake!

Ninja and I fun
RedStreak plays dirty and cheats
Fuzzball loves us all

"Revised Haiku of Three Werewolves and a Babe"
by BlueEyesWolf

Better, Red? :x

BlueEyesWolf · 2005-01-29 01:35:53

NinjaWolf wrote:
Zage is one of us.
He never shows up in our drawings.
We never forget a friend.

"Haiku of Zage" by NinjaWolf

But Ninja, he did show up in my Werewolf Barbershop Quartet fanart during the January Full Moon!

Zage, winged werewolf
Remember ya very much
So don't feel so bad

"Haiku for Zage" by BlueEyesWolf

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-29 12:15:25

Yes, I know about that! I was commenting on how Zage always felt lonely not being in a group picture before the whole Quartet thing. But you're right about that part in the haiku. I should've been more concise... :p

Anyways, a new one for Zage to fix the matter:

Zage has strong wings.
He's the only one that can fly.
He's one cool friend!

"Revised Haiku for Zage" by NinjaWolf

Last edited by NinjaWolf (2005-01-30 08:23:34)

NinjaWolf · 2005-01-30 08:24:41

Fuzzball is a werewolf goddess.
She likes KISS make-up and black lips.
Fuzzball will rock your world.

"Haiku for Fuzzball" by NinjaWolf

RedStreak · 2005-01-30 09:52:02

Fuzzball so pretty
Beast Queen she has been decreed
Crazy rockn' KISS fan.

"Ode To Fuzzball"

...not sure if I put in a syllable too many in that last part

BlueEyesWolf · 2005-01-31 04:55:11

Beautiful Fuzzball
Hair So Golden and Curly
Loves the color Blue.

"A Haiku About Fuzzball" by BlueEyesWolf

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