*sets up her computer carefully*

*grabs a sledgehammer from her golf bag*

*stands, relaxed, with feet shoulder-width apart, hands crossed carefully over the handle, and lines up with the front of the computer*

*glances to the side a few times, judging the angle, takes a few experimental backswings, stopping just before hitting the computer*

*swings UP with tremendous force, DOWN and SMASHES the sledgehammer into the computer, which launches into the air and goes sailing off on a graceful arc*

*stands with sledgehammer up, carrying through the shot, then puts her hand up to shield her eyes and watches the computer - a distant dot on the horizon - obliterate itself on impact with the ground*

Wow!

*golf claps*

WolfMontana wrote:

*sets up her computer carefully*

*grabs a sledgehammer from her golf bag*

*stands, relaxed, with feet shoulder-width apart, hands crossed carefully over the handle, and lines up with the front of the computer*

*glances to the side a few times, judging the angle, takes a few experimental backswings, stopping just before hitting the computer*

*swings UP with tremendous force, DOWN and SMASHES the sledgehammer into the computer, which launches into the air and goes sailing off on a graceful arc*

*stands with sledgehammer up, carrying through the shot, then puts her hand up to shield her eyes and watches the computer - a distant dot on the horizon - obliterate itself on impact with the ground*

::watches as computer sails into the distance::

wow

you've got some unresolved issues...







::borrows sledgehammer::

::debates whether to hold lefty or righty::

::sees Bill Gates walking by several hundred yards away::

hehehe

::throws old computer high into the air::

::winds up::

::swings::>BAM< ::computer flies straight for Gates and knocks him deep into the woods::

::hands sledgehammer to Confused::

your turn

...

*watches the sledgehammer competition* Oooohh!! Aaaahhh!!

You guys just rock, you know that. Cheered me right up.

WolfMontana wrote:

*sets up her computer carefully*

*grabs a sledgehammer from her golf bag*

*stands, relaxed, with feet shoulder-width apart, hands crossed carefully over the handle, and lines up with the front of the computer*

*glances to the side a few times, judging the angle, takes a few experimental backswings, stopping just before hitting the computer*

*swings UP with tremendous force, DOWN and SMASHES the sledgehammer into the computer, which launches into the air and goes sailing off on a graceful arc*

*stands with sledgehammer up, carrying through the shot, then puts her hand up to shield her eyes and watches the computer - a distant dot on the horizon - obliterate itself on impact with the ground*

Mad at your computer, are you, Wolf Montana?

And her is Montanas nest swing and she shoots and she scores the crowd goes wild*makes crowd noice with my hands and mouth*
*black shuck punch me in the arm* Wrong game..
*i looks back and see montana swing the sledgehammer and shoots it off*
And her Montana has shot the compy, can she get a trashcan hole in one??
And it is going, going shes done it she has gotten a trashcan hole in one, the first one in compy golf history... the crowd goes wild
*everyone clap and woots*

And that is not allllll Montana she has won a brand new car *gives her the keys to a Mitsubishi Lancer and she drives of into the horizon, suddenly blue comes running in* HEY who stole my car * everyone points at car driving off into the horizon and looks at blue trying to catch up to the car*
A perfect ending

Last edited by Wolf Sparrow (2006-10-12 08:08:44)

WolfMontana wrote:

*falls* You do the announcer thing awesome dude *cackle*

And yes, computer are bugging the crap outta me lately.

hehe... Thank you
Just tried to make everyones day so much brighter

OOooo nooo not DR.Phil AAaahahahaa

Omg!

I see the connection between them now! Never thought of that before!