I demand an end to injustice everywhere?

Thanks!

I don't play videogames....

yeah, I know, it's impossible...but I don't.

I'm 17, a computer freak...and I don't play videogames. Explain that.

Howlitzer wrote:

I'm 17, a computer freak...and I don't play videogames. Explain that.

You don't like them. They're against your religion. You were abused by a videogame as a child. You'd rather ride your bike. Your dog Fluffywuffy is better on videogames than you are, and you just can't stand that, so you don't play. Videogame packages clash with your favorite jacket. You abhor striking buttons and or keys at a furious pace. You know that videogames eat souls, it's just not common knowledge yet, so you're staying well away. You can't stand the word 'video' and will have nothing to do with anything that is identified by that word. Animated pixels inspire an terrifying unfathomable rage within you, and so, for the good of humanity, you don't play them.

Am I getting warm?

Last edited by WolfMontana (2007-04-18 16:18:22)

Ha! I'm a button smasher too. Drives Strummer nuts that I can beat him repeatedly by just throwing myself in a kind of spastic dance at the button/joystick set up at an arcade, or by throttling and jiggling a controller to death.

I still however, play video games.

then there's "strategic keysmashing"....

rather than smashing the keys and throttling controllers at random, you find which hand contortions seem to get the highest score, while still being completely oblivious to the purpose, plot, and/or rules of the game...

Howlitzer wrote:

I'm 17

You're WHAT??? I have been making a villain out of a kid? I always thought that you were, at least, close to my age! Oh, boy, this is quite awkward....

Yeah, but you always acted older.

Very impressive works

Howlitzer wrote:

actually no.

I like videogames sometimes, and I'm pretty good when I have played them, but they either bore me, or they confuse the heck out of me if it requires strategy. Worse...I keysmash, and it works, so even if I start winning I have no idea what the heck is going on.

this is me playing a videogame with friends...

I have no idea what is going on

::mindlessly smashes http://www.playstationfreedom.co.uk/img … ymbols.gifhttp://www.playstationfreedom.co.uk/img … ymbols.gifhttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-go … arrows.gif::

::screen flashes HIGHSCORE::

I still have no idea what is going on


Second, I'm too lazy to play videogames. I don't want to spend the money on them, and when I did have a playstation....the ORIGINAL playstation, it sat around and collected dust because I was too lazy to get around to using it, let alone go out and blow $30+ on a videogame. I had better things to do.

you were "too lazy" to play video games? see, that confuses me, because i play video games when i'm feelin lazy, knamean?

and i love it when people buttom smash! that's the way to win at life! doing things at random without having a clue what's going on! yeah!

well, here's my periodic shameless picture repost to those who wish to avoid browsing through 22 pages of stuff...


first werewolf pic:


Dragon pic that I drew a while ago:


here's another dragon...


and this one literally started out as a scribble that just *happened* to look like a muzzle, then it turned into a face, then I kept going to see if I could do a background. I didn't like it that much...it looks too much like my first one and this next one...


yet another one, experimenting with some shading and stuff...



Here's a transformation sequence...MarkOne wanted to see me do one...so I did...

sorry for anyone with a small monitor, it's huge.


a quick cat drawing I did, I figured I would return to an old favorite



Here's a really old one I found while going through some school stuff. It's not original, obviously...I did it for a poster for an English assignment a few years ago, before I had really started drawing again.... for some reason on this particular poster, I didn't want a single piece of paper glued onto the poster....I wanted a *clean* poster....so I chose the most time consuming method and used pencil and sharpies on the whole thing.....the teacher was kinda surprised since she didn't know I had an artistic bone in my body. I used the "Eragon" cover as reference, but it isn't traced.


this one I did using a photo from a calender I had lying around. After seeing Montana's last wolf pic I had to try one for myself


I'm not sure where in my head it came from, it kinda just happened...the pencil version doesn't have feet because I was stupid and started too far down the page


here's a quick thing I did....I pretty much stole the idea from the SoBe Lizard Lava logo on the bottle I was drinking at the time... followed by the OCD photoshop color version...



This one...I'm not quite sure...I was eating old chinese food at the time



And here's a lizard...thing...kinda...

They're all amazing...wow...

They're all so neat, Howlitzer!