Howlitzer wrote:
Black Shuck wrote:
UFC= Ultimate Fighting Championship. It's mixed martial arts and is more popular than boxing is now. The guys in there just whoop the tar outta each other!
I whooped the tar out of my basement stairs today... and I'll probably have a few large bruises in the morning to prove it
For once, you can't blame that on me.
*Hides my banana peel*
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WolfMontana wrote:
Hehehe
I love articles like this:
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a … 0000000001
New Limbless Lizard Species Discovered
Ya know what I call a limbless lizard? A SNAKE!!!!!
I'm sure it's got a different DNA makeup n' all, but I don't care - it looks a HELLUVA LOT LIKE A SNAKE.
lol!
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Black Wolf wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo
AAAARRrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo... rightbackatcha. How're ya going??
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Black Wolf wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo
Black Wolf!! Woot!
Howlitzer wrote:
Black Shuck wrote:
UFC= Ultimate Fighting Championship. It's mixed martial arts and is more popular than boxing is now. The guys in there just whoop the tar outta each other!
I whooped the tar out of my basement stairs today... and I'll probably have a few large bruises in the morning to prove it
I bet you gave them stairs a real run for their money, huh?
Can I asked what the stairs did to offend you enough to whoop on them? teehee
WolfMontana wrote:
Hehehe
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I love articles like this:
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a … 0000000001
New Limbless Lizard Species Discovered
Ya know what I call a limbless lizard? A SNAKE!!!!!
I'm sure it's got a different DNA makeup n' all, but I don't care - it looks a HELLUVA LOT LIKE A SNAKE.
I so thought the same thing! It looks slightly different than a snake, like, its head's a little different, but it still pretty much looks like a snake, lol.
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Hee hee There's alota bored scientists out there, that's all I can say.
Scientist 1: I'm bored.
Scientist 2: Dude, lets discover a new species!
Scientist 1: *whaps #2's head* You can't just DISCOVER a new species, you've gotta travel, and investigate, and hack your way into jungles, and get lost, stuff like that.
Scientist 2: What? No way! Too much work. Bet I could find a new species just looking around here!
Scientist 1: *raises eyebrow* OhRLY?
Scientist 2: YaRLY! *peers scientifically around himself, then spies something slithering through the grass a few feet away* Oh my god!! I've DONE IT!!!
Scientist 1: What?!? What?!?
Scientist 2: *Runs up, grabs the thing and dangles it in front of #1. It looks like a snake, hisses like a snake and is threatening to bite someone in a snake like manner* SEE??? Behold!! The Previously Undiscovered LIMBLESS LIZARD!!!! *big grin*
Scientist 1: *stands up calmly, then clocks #1 on the nose*
... okay, I have way too much time on my hands. And I'm giving that article alot less credit than it deserves.
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I can actually see that happening!
Scientist 1: You can't do that! *grabs "limbless lizard" and thrusts it into #2's face* You said so yourself that it looks like a snake! People are never gonna buy this! *drops "limbless lizard" into #2's hands*
Scientist 2: Whatever. We're scientists. People will believe whatever we tell them. Like that hole in the O Zone layer.
Scientist 1: They did buy that at one point in time. Then they realized that whatever we told them changed every year! "The hole's getting bigger!" "No, it's not" "It's moving towards Antarctica" "It's shrinking". That's last century's news. And how exactly are you going to convince everyone that this really is a limbless lizard? It looks like a snake and people pretty much everywhere have snakes. Some six-year-old kid is gonna find a "limbless lizard" in his backyard, just the other 12 million point two six-year-olds in this country alone! No one's gonna care!
Scientist 2: You think I haven't thought of all that in the two minutes that have elasped since I've discovered this thing? I'll make up some DNA and everyone will eat this up *looks confident*
Scientist 1: *gives up* Whatever....
Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff! And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:
Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*
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heh...
awards night...
I don't know about senior awards night, I'm a junior, but for regular awards night last week I wore green jeans, a blue/white striped polo shirt, and sandals... nobody said anything.
It was kinda funny because of the handful of others that chose to rebel from the unspoken dress code and not wear dress pants and a dress shirt and nice shoes, most turned out to be the other top ranking students in my class... the kid that turned out to be narrowly ahead of me for first in the class was wearing a pink floyd t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops.... although, the principal kinda glared at us for a few awkward moments when we all wound up on stage at the same time.
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Black Shuck wrote:
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Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff!And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:
CACKLE!!! That's awesome!!
'make some new DNA' HA!
Black Shuck wrote:
Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*
Well, by now it'll be all done and over - how'd it go? Did you have to get dressed up?
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Howlitzer wrote:
the principal kinda glared at us for a few awkward moments when we all wound up on stage at the same time.
Hahahaha..I wish I was there to take a picture of all of you dressed like that along the monkey suits.
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Black Shuck wrote:
I can actually see that happening!
Scientist 1: You can't do that! *grabs "limbless lizard" and thrusts it into #2's face* You said so yourself that it looks like a snake! People are never gonna buy this! *drops "limbless lizard" into #2's hands*
Scientist 2: Whatever. We're scientists. People will believe whatever we tell them. Like that hole in the O Zone layer.
Scientist 1: They did buy that at one point in time. Then they realized that whatever we told them changed every year! "The hole's getting bigger!" "No, it's not" "It's moving towards Antarctica" "It's shrinking". That's last century's news. And how exactly are you going to convince everyone that this really is a limbless lizard? It looks like a snake and people pretty much everywhere have snakes. Some six-year-old kid is gonna find a "limbless lizard" in his backyard, just the other 12 million point two six-year-olds in this country alone! No one's gonna care!
Scientist 2: You think I haven't thought of all that in the two minutes that have elasped since I've discovered this thing? I'll make up some DNA and everyone will eat this up *looks confident*
Scientist 1: *gives up* Whatever....
Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff!And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:
Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*
hilarious!! lol!
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Howlitzer wrote:
heh...
awards night...
I don't know about senior awards night, I'm a junior, but for regular awards night last week I wore green jeans, a blue/white striped polo shirt, and sandals... nobody said anything.
It was kinda funny because of the handful of others that chose to rebel from the unspoken dress code and not wear dress pants and a dress shirt and nice shoes, most turned out to be the other top ranking students in my class... the kid that turned out to be narrowly ahead of me for first in the class was wearing a pink floyd t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops.... although, the principal kinda glared at us for a few awkward moments when we all wound up on stage at the same time.
That's hilarious! They told us to get dressed up, but one kid wore board shorts, and a t-shirt with a button up done up half way. Kinda irked me but whatever.
WolfMontana wrote:
Black Shuck wrote:
Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*
Well, by now it'll be all done and over - how'd it go? Did you have to get dressed up?
It went really well I'm not the best student ever, but I do well for not even trying. I totally whipped the star student! I got three out of five department awards (Foreign Language, English (3 out of 4 of the English teachers voted for me! Yay!!), and Social Science) and then I got two of the four achievement awards: I scored in the top 10% of Utah kids taking the ACT in English and then I got a piece of paper signed by Bush and the Secretary of Education for being in the 85th percentile of students taking the ACT in English (it was like "the Presidential award" or something). I also won one of the scholarships I applied for!
It's only 2000 dollars, 500 each semester, but it will last my two years of vet tech school
I got jipped out of the medical one because veterinary medicine doesn't count apparently. But I rocked it
As for dressed up, I wore my suit pants and my button up purple shirt. I wanted to wear my tighter pants with the laces and chains, but with as many times as I had to go on stage, I'm kinda happy I looked presentable, lol.
At graduation, I wore my gothic kilt (it's black with zippers and D-rings and stuff, lol), my kilt hose (socks), my sporran (the pouch dealie), and a grey shirt that had a Celtic cross embossed in it I hung out at the after-party at the bowling alley for a while. I totally beat one of my friends at pool (which I hadn't played forever) and made it look like I knew what I was doing. Some of the boys started trying to challenge me!
We bowled once and I did really well. I got two strikes
I hung at the bowling alley until 2.30 in the morning, went home, showered by 3, and fell asleep after 4am, lol. Then I got up at 8 and went to work at 9. I wasn't dead and I'm actually pretty wide awake, but I was sick as hell. I think it was a combination of being a little too stoked to eat anything and a cigar a friend and I smoked (not one of my better ideas....). But it was fun!
'Kay, I'll shut up now, lol!
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Cool! Sounds like an awesome time
And congrats on the scholarship!!!
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Thanks!
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Black Shuck wrote:
It went really well
I'm not the best student ever, but I do well for not even trying. I totally whipped the star student! I got three out of five department awards (Foreign Language, English (3 out of 4 of the English teachers voted for me! Yay!!), and Social Science) and then I got two of the four achievement awards: I scored in the top 10% of Utah kids taking the ACT in English and then I got a piece of paper signed by Bush and the Secretary of Education for being in the 85th percentile of students taking the ACT in English (it was like "the Presidential award" or something). I also won one of the scholarships I applied for!
It's only 2000 dollars, 500 each semester, but it will last my two years of vet tech school
I got jipped out of the medical one because veterinary medicine doesn't count apparently. But I rocked it
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As for dressed up, I wore my suit pants and my button up purple shirt. I wanted to wear my tighter pants with the laces and chains, but with as many times as I had to go on stage, I'm kinda happy I looked presentable, lol.
At graduation, I wore my gothic kilt (it's black with zippers and D-rings and stuff, lol), my kilt hose (socks), my sporran (the pouch dealie), and a grey shirt that had a Celtic cross embossed in itI hung out at the after-party at the bowling alley for a while. I totally beat one of my friends at pool (which I hadn't played forever) and made it look like I knew what I was doing. Some of the boys started trying to challenge me!
We bowled once and I did really well. I got two strikes
I hung at the bowling alley until 2.30 in the morning, went home, showered by 3, and fell asleep after 4am, lol. Then I got up at 8 and went to work at 9. I wasn't dead and I'm actually pretty wide awake, but I was sick as hell. I think it was a combination of being a little too stoked to eat anything and a cigar a friend and I smoked (not one of my better ideas....). But it was fun!
'Kay, I'll shut up now, lol!
*Whistles* Busy, were ya?
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congrats on the scholarship and awards! that's awesome!
and it sounds like you had an awesome time! that's way cool!
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Thanks guys! Yeah, it was pretty busy, but a lot of fun!
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*baby Zage flies around naked.* Hee hee hee, try to catch me.
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*holds nose* Uh, no. Think I'll letcha just fly around there
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I think I'm gonna pass on that baby Zage.... *watches as he flies around in circles*
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*flies over a bed, falls down, & falls asleep*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ya know, he's pretty cute when he sleeps
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*suckles on pillow*
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... *peers over at Black Shuck's forum, peers back here*
Now hold on, how can we have TWO Baby Zage's trying to get milk out of a pillow??
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So the cuteness of that cat picture above nearly killed me.
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