Congratz on your 7000th post Montana!
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Thanks! *does a special 7000th post jig*
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*Nips playfully back at Monty*
How does 7000 post feel,Really?
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*sniff sniff* it smells like me in here.
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*Raises an eyebrow at Zage*
You farted in WolfMontana's forum, Zage. I don't know if I should get upset at you or laugh about this.
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You can't control everything dearie, not even another man's flatulence.
Besides, I think that's just scraps from my last kill's intestines rotting under the couch. I am SUCH a messy eater.
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So that's where Bambi went, dammit, the b**** dear owed me money.
Last edited by Zage_the_winged_werewolf (2007-11-28 05:36:45)
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Hmmm, I think you two deserve each other after all.
*Plays The Wedding March for WolfMontana and Zage*
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Sure, why not.
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*Gets a pair of skunks for their wedding gift*
Well, every family needs a pet...
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*puts them with the other skunks.*
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How you like the wedding cake?
*Shows off the wedding limburger cheesecake with a mini Zage and WolfMontana figurettes on top*
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not bad, but I prefer havarti
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And over there is your wedding coach, not made of a pumpkin, but of an onion.
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& don't forget that it's pulled by horses that used to be garlic, & still smell like it.
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and the coachman was a dung beetle.
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& that beetlejuice was the holy patron.
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and the ring carrier was a stinkbug
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& the best wolf was you.
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Hmm.
*feels kinda sorry for the horses that used to be garlic*
... Boy they smell yummy though.
*brief but messy blood bath ensues*
Sorry guys, I'm already taken, so you went to all the trouble for nothing. Here are your skunks back Blue, they're very cute.
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Zage_the_winged_werewolf wrote:
& the best wolf was you.
Me? I'm honored.
WolfMontana wrote:
Here are your skunks back Blue, they're very cute.
Really? Oh nice, they're deoderized so I can keep them.
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*sad* Now no werewolf women want me. *Skulks off, crying*
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*shouts after Zage* Oh, I'm sure she's just around the corner dude!
*mumbles* although a werewolf/gargoyle/flatulence queen is a bit of a tall order...
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