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WolfMontana · 2008-09-27 04:58:35

o.O Okaaaay, but just remember, you said it.

*plonks peppers, onions, olives, broccoli, pineapple, a bicycle tire, cotton balls, marshmallows, truffles (the fungus kind), a triffid, a bathtub (cut up of course), fake wax lips, a pair of numchukas, astroturf, and about 15 dimes, on the pizza*

*toasts until crispy*

*hands over to Blue, smiling proudly*

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-27 05:12:35

* but eats it anyway*

Hmmmm.......I had better, WolfMontana.

*Gives WolfMontana a clawed thumb down*

WolfMontana · 2008-09-27 05:37:33

*shrugs and happily snarfs her meat, meat and more meat pizza*

Hmmm.... needs more cow.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-27 05:50:35

*shrugs, ignores WolfMontana, and shares my own paw-made veggie pizza with Maximus and wolfsongx*

WolfMontana · 2008-09-27 10:00:21

*ponders something, while licking pizza sauce fingers*

Dude, why do you have claws if you're a vegetarian? And those forward facing eyes - that's a classic predator set up. What gives?

Howlitzer · 2008-09-27 11:21:34

*appears*

THAT is a very good question.

>.>

well? why do you?

*snarfs some of monty's meat pizza*

wolfsongx · 2008-09-27 15:04:15

Guys, I don't think he wants to talk about that ok. We should just let it be.

wolfsongx · 2008-09-27 15:05:29

BlueEyesWolf wrote:
*shrugs, ignores WolfMontana, and shares my own paw-made veggie pizza with Maximus and wolfsongx*

*munches pizza with Blue and Maximus*

WolfMontana · 2008-09-27 20:23:24

o.O Well that ain't right!

I guess if it's to defend himself against demonically possessed pumpkins, it makes sense.

Amarok · 2008-09-27 22:01:21

WolfMontana wrote:
*ponders something, while licking pizza sauce fingers*

Dude, why do you have claws if you're a vegetarian? And those forward facing eyes - that's a classic predator set up. What gives?

Those strange creatures called Humans have forward facing eyes, as do the primates they arose from -- and the great apes are (mostly) vegetarian (not entirely, as Jane Goodall found out). Supposedly this came from having to orient themselves in a 3D environment (climbing in trees).

And . . . well, rabbits have claws . . . (though some of them are secretly Killer Carnivores!!!)

punxnotdead · 2008-09-28 00:18:34

WolfMontana wrote:
o.O Okaaaay, but just remember, you said it.

*plonks peppers, onions, olives, broccoli, pineapple, a bicycle tire, cotton balls, marshmallows, truffles (the fungus kind), a triffid, a bathtub (cut up of course), fake wax lips, a pair of numchukas, astroturf, and about 15 dimes, on the pizza*

*toasts until crispy*

*hands over to Blue, smiling proudly*

You've probably got him drooling now!

punxnotdead · 2008-09-28 00:21:12

wolfsongx wrote:
Guys, I don't think he wants to talk about that ok. We should just let it be.

Heh, I know all too well

punxnotdead · 2008-09-28 00:24:05

WolfMontana wrote:
o.O Well that ain't right!

I guess if it's to defend himself against demonically possessed pumpkins, it makes sense.

Ha!

wolfsongx · 2008-09-28 00:37:23

Midnight wrote:
WolfMontana wrote:
*ponders something, while licking pizza sauce fingers*

Dude, why do you have claws if you're a vegetarian? And those forward facing eyes - that's a classic predator set up. What gives?
You've got to be careful with those vegetables, some of them can be darned dangerous. Case in point: I've just read a book (well, graphic novel) where a couple of villains are dispatched at the hands of demonically possessed pumpkins.

Hmm, it's no wonder why I don't like pumpkins.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-28 03:10:48

Howlizter wrote:
WolfMontana wrote:
*ponders something, while licking pizza sauce fingers*

Dude, why do you have claws if you're a vegetarian? And those forward facing eyes - that's a classic predator set up. What gives?
*appears*

THAT is a very good question.

>.>

well? why do you?

*Points to Howlizter*

Ooooffff course, NOW he shows up!

Well, once a while, I have to defend myself from those infamous killer tomatoes like those two chewing on your tails, WolfMontana & Howlitzer.

WolfMontana · 2008-09-28 07:14:07

I don't have a tail dude.

Howlitzer · 2008-09-28 10:14:10

wait....what?

If I popped into a real argument here tell me.

wolfsongx · 2008-09-28 15:08:06

*rids the killer tomatoes from the forum*
No one is arguing, everyone just calm down, please.

punxnotdead · 2008-09-28 21:54:03

Howlitzer wrote:
wait....what?

If I popped into a real argument here tell me.

Heh, no worries. I'll keep Blue in line *Pats shoulder*
In all seriousness, though, It's great to see you back.

WolfMontana · 2008-09-29 00:40:35

wolfsongx wrote:
*rids the killer tomatoes from the forum*
No one is arguing, everyone just calm down, please.

I'm pretty calm. You asked for the topic to be dropped, I drop-ped it.

*crash*

Oops.

Howlitzer · 2008-09-29 01:19:03

>.>

*pulls out a cake*

*where he pulled the cake from...please don't ask...it was painful*

anyone want CAKE?!!!

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-29 02:55:36

WolfMontana wrote:
I don't have a tail dude.

Of course not, WolfMontana. It was all ate up anyway.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-29 03:02:42

Howlitzer wrote:
wait....what?

If I popped into a real argument here tell me.

Sheesh, calm down, Howlitzer. The Killer Tomatoes had left anyway, having their fill of candy werewolf tails.

*Whispers to Howlizter*

Actually, it's Gummi Big Worms but don't tell them that.

BlueEyesWolf · 2008-09-29 03:05:44

Howlitzer wrote:
>.>

*pulls out a cake*

*where he pulled the cake from...please don't ask...it was painful*

anyone want CAKE?!!!

Er........... I think I rather finish eating my gummi Big Worms. Thanks anyway.

Darknitewolf · 2008-09-29 03:10:50

i dont, but he does... *points to a bum who is trying to mug a lady*

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