The Werewolf Café / Telemarketer Story

lord_hondros · 2009-08-10 00:45:44

I posted this in my forum, but I'm also doing it here so it doesn't get lost...

Well, yesterday, I had a telemarketer call me, and this is how the call went:

TM: Hello?
ME: Hello?
TM: May I speak to Alex Polski, concerning his outstanding poor credit and credit card debt?
ME: What was the last name?
TM: Polski.
ME: I don't know anyone with that last name.
TM: I spoke to him a couple days ago at this number. Will you please get him?
ME: Okay lady, first off, Polski is the language of Poland, and I don't think anyone has that last name. Second, the person you are trying to reach is actually only 15, so he isn't even old enough to get a credit card. Third off, you obviously didn't speak to him a few days ago.
TM: Um...
ME: Where did you get this information from?
TM: Uh...
ME: Look, next time you try to scam someone, make sure they're actually old enough to even get a credit card.
TM: [Click]

XD
Stupid people.

Last edited by lord_hondros (2009-08-10 00:46:37)

TheGremlin · 2009-08-10 08:31:55

I saw this in your forum, and saw it again here, but it still makes me chuckle! I suppose it is a story in some ways, so it should be appropriate in this section right?

When I saw you were the last to post in here, I thought you'd actually written a poem or story, and rushed to have a look.

Still, I do find your telemarketer experience to be rather amusing! Will there be a follow up? "Hondros and the Phone: The Telemarketer Strikes Back!"
I think I'm too easily amused sometimes...XD

lord_hondros · 2009-08-13 18:32:39

XD
I should totally call up the number that called me and prank them!
That'd be hilarious.
Nice SW reference too!

Oh, and I write plenty of stories, I just don't upload them.
I will eventually though!

Last edited by lord_hondros (2009-08-13 18:33:06)

#1 2009-08-10 00:45:44

Telemarketer Story

#2 2009-08-10 08:31:55

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#3 2009-08-13 18:32:39

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