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#1 2009-08-16 07:36:24

wolfblood17
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Dude, This is so Star Wars

Here's an edited version of my recently deleted Crimson Rain.

1: Dude, This is so Star Wars
September 25, 2012
Breakers Wing, Washington

    Richard was crouching in the thick underbrush and trees.  Beams of green sunlight painted the foliage surrounding him.  He squinted against the light and into the clearing at the group of people.  Three men and two women sat in a circle around an unlit fire pit.  Their chattering and laughing was too loud for his ears to handle.  He wanted to go back to his own campsite and rest. 
    The muscles in his legs screamed for release from the torturous squatting.  He slowly obliged, groaning as he sat heavily against the tree he was leaning on.  A bush obscured half of his view of the clearing.  He could only see the two women and the man directly across from him.  The man was the only person Richard actually needed to see; but he looked at the women too. 
    He knew only two things about the man.  The man’s name was Senator Allen Smith, former mayor of Breakers Wing and set for reelection.  Allen definitely wouldn’t be called handsome in any means.  He was dangerously obese with a thick neck as jowly as his red hued face.  His eyes were beady and dark colored, perched on top of a large bulbous nose.  His hair was short with a receding hairline, more salt than pepper.  He wore a large Hawaiian shirt and black swimming trunks, exposing far too much thunder thighs for Richard’s liking.
    Allen’s wife was sitting to the left of him.  She was at least a decade younger than her husband, and thin.  Her past life as a model was still visible.  The blond hair cascading past her shoulders had no silver in it.  Her face only had barely notable crowfeet around bright green eyes.  Her sun tanned skin stood out against her violet bikini.  She was chatting with the young brunette woman across from her, leaning forward with arms folded across her bare legs.
    Richard’s eyes narrowed as he looked at the young woman; she looked unnervingly familiar to him.  He leaned for a closer look and his eyes widened in recognition.  She was in his art and creative writing classes at Wing University.  A pale, shy girl who didn’t talk to many students; she and Richard only said hello to each other occasionally.  He didn’t even know her name; but he thought it would be as beautiful as her body.
    The green sunlight slowly vanished into shade as the sun was blocked by thick thunderclouds.  He looked up at the black clouds unsurprised; he checked the weather every morning, it called for heavy isolated storms today.  Almost everyone in the group went silent and looked up at the sky in astonishment.  The girl from his class glanced up and then around the group, uninterested in the coming storm. 
    Silence was heavy in the air.  Allen shifted his weight in the lawn chair.  Richard heard the thin material of the chair stretching to accommodate the senator’s weight.  He cleared his throat and crossed his legs.  “Did anyone bother to check the weather this morning?” Allen asked, drawing everyone’s attention back to him.  Everyone shook their head. 
    “Maybe it’ll just pass over us,” one of the men said.
    “It better,” he snarled.
    “Where ever it’s going, it’s going be big.” The brunette woman mumbled to herself.  It was the first time Richard heard her voice without the others in the background.  It was quiet, high pitched but comfortably low.  Allen swiveled his head to frown at her.
    “What did you say?” he asked, he tried to lower his tone.  It didn’t work.
    “Nothing,” she said louder, shaking her head.  Allen grunted and looked behind him at the two bundles of firewood.  The woman looked up at the sky again and gave a crooked smile.  It looked like she was satisfied with herself.  She crossed her legs and leaned back in the chair, closed her eyes as a sharp breeze rustled through the trees, brushing the grass of the clearing.  Her smile widened.  He was mesmerized by her, tuning out the other voices.
    “Are you ready to serve the Void?” a deep grumbling voice asked in Richard’s head, startling him violently.  He smashed his spine into the tree trunk, cursing under his breath.  His heart beat in his throat.  It took a moment for him to recognize the voice.  The voice belonged to Hector, king of the Void.
    “I’ve never been more ready in my life.”  He jerked to attention, his arm halfway to a salute.  Then he ducked back, feeling vaguely stupid.  The disembodied voice in his head couldn’t tell if he were saluting, or shooting him a bird.  “Why are you talking to me?  You never spoke to us lesser creatures before.” He answered back in his head.
    The voice pondered its answer before speaking.  “You have escaped the Void alive.  You are worthy to lead the first assault on these worthless humans.”
    Richard had to choke down a giggle of excitement.  “It’ll be an honor, more than an honor.  Anything you want, I’m your man… err, loyal servant.”
    Hector let out a deep chuckle; rising into a thunderous echoing in Richard’s head.  It lifted his spirits to hear the rare laugh come out of the greatest king the Void had ever known.  Richard smiled broadly, chuckling along with Hector. 
    “Excellent, excellent!  I can sense your loyalty is unrivaled.  Your first job as leader is to kill the fat mortal.  He is the leader of that miniscule town which will fall into chaos without his rule.”  Hector said.  “If you succeed, you will be rewarded well... failure of course, means death. Do not fail me.”  The voice took on an ominous tone that sent a shiver up Richard’s spine.
    “Dude, this is so Star Wars,” Richard mumbled, shaking his head.  He thought the king could come up with something more original than Star Wars.
    “What?” Hector asked. 
    “I will not fail, sir!”  He hastened to assure his sovereign leader.  “Umm… and what should I do with the others?”
    “Kill all of them!”  The voice raged.
Richard gulped.  “The woman, too?”
The rage turned to an evil chuckle skittering over his nerves.  “Except for the woman; she can be your first reward.  Do whatever you want with her.”
    Richard let out a sigh of relief as the presence receded.  He was glad to be alone in his own head again, and licked his lips in anticipation.  His first human love slave….
    Standing up, Richard stared at the unsuspecting humans.  They had no idea about the death that was going to strike them down.  The young woman would live, and he knew nightmares would plague her for the rest of her life.  A sinister smile curled from his lips, he couldn’t wait for the fun with her to begin.  He would enjoy terrorizing and killing everyone now.  The muscles in his stomach ached for human flesh, his hunger would be satiated. 
    He picked up a large rock by his feet and took aim at Allen; he pulled his arm back and hurled the projectile.  It whistled through the air quickly and reached the target in two seconds, from fifty feet away.  Richard could see the rock flying in slow motion.  It struck the mayor square in the left nut sac.  The next few seconds of Richard’s life were priceless.
    Allen let out a high pitched scream and fell face first onto the ground.  His knees were curled under his bulk, large beefy hands clutching whatever was left of the family jewels.  The red lawn chair he was sitting on got stuck to his ass and wobbled as he squirmed on the ground, face kissing the grass.  Everyone watched the spectacle with wide eyes and jaws to the ground in astonishment.  Richard couldn’t stop a burst of laughter racing up his throat from slipping out of his mouth.  The other two men shot out of their chairs and glared in Richard’s direction, security guards. 
    Both of the security guards were tall and muscular, intimidating to a normal person.  Richard wasn’t a normal person, at that moment; he was the deadliest creature in the forest.  The guards weren’t a threat to him, they were dead men walking.  They were also food.  He hadn’t eaten in three days, he was starving.  He took his shirt off and ducked deeper into the shade of the trees.  The change started with his eyes, pupils turning a furious gold and the whites into ember, unnaturally heightening his senses. 
    Large scratches appeared on his skin as it painfully stretched and tore to accommodate growing muscles.  Thick black fur sprouted across his arms, over his face, down to his feet.  Patches of fur tore through the stretchy material of his sweatpants and covered them, making his legs tingle.  The blond haired security guard reached him first and screamed, jerking back into his partner, who also screamed at the sight of Richard.   
    He laughed at the frightened guards, who took a step back.  “Get the mayor and the girls to the cabin, now!” the brown haired security guard said, pushing the blonde one towards the clearing.  The blonde guard obliged, wanting to have nothing more to do with the terrifying creature.  Richard’s smile broadened when his cheeks shredded and the bones snapped as a long, wolfish muzzle replaced his human nose.  With a shaking hand, the guard pulled a long military knife out of his jeans pocket.  He took off his own shirt and crouched, expertly shuffling his feet.
    “Come on you gently caressing monster, come on!” he screamed, murderous rage in his eyes. 
    “Watch your mouth mortal,” Richard snarled, his voice was a deep rasp.  He could feel saliva and thick blood dripping through his razor sharp fangs.  When his species turned; werewolves, there gums split open to help fit the larger and sharper teeth into their mouths.  He laughed a loud chortling laugh as the rage in the guards eyes faltered to fear, but only for a split second.
    Richard didn’t notice the blade slicing through the air until it was plunged under his chin.  The knife tore through the soft flesh and imbedded itself in his tongue.  He howled in pain and jerked his head up, blood spraying the face of the guard.  The guard pulled the blade out and struck again, this time giving a left jab to his thick throat.  He was a quick bastard, but Richard was quicker.  He turned his back to the guard and swung back around, backhanding the man’s face.


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#2 2009-09-04 15:44:49

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Re: Dude, This is so Star Wars

All right everybody, this is the end of chapter one.  Enjoy, although I do have to warn you about some language. 

The guard was thrown a few feet into the air, landing hard on his back.  Blood spurted from his mouth and broken
nose.  He was an even tougher bastard than Richard thought.  The guard lifted his upper body and used the momentum to leap to his feet.  He gripped his nose and twisted back into place with a sickening crunch of bone.  Even Richard flinched at the noise, black lips drawing back from his fangs in disgust.  The guard screamed a war cry and charged, unfazed by his broken face.
    Startled by the man’s persistence, he backed up too slowly and heard his own nose crack from a vicious punch.  He yelped, and jumped back from the blade swung for his throat, shocked by the human’s speed.  Snarling, he gripped the man by his throat and pinned him to a wide tree trunk.  His clawed hand gripped the man’s throat tighter, his other arm drawing back to tear out his throat.  Before he severed the guard’s windpipe, a noise caught his attention.
    Large, triangular ears sat on top of the werewolf’s head.  They swiveled like a satellite to the left.  He cocked his head, trying to find the source of the noise while still keeping one furious eye on the guard.  Richard knew by now that the guard was an opportunist, at any point when he was off guard, the knife would be in another uncomfortable place on his body.  The noise was the snap of branch and erratic breathing.  He sniffed the air and smelled the fear radiating off of the other body guard. 
    The tree he was pinning the guard to was twenty feet into the forest.  The blonde guard was at the edge, gaining inches toward Richard.  The guard pinned to the tree gave a sharp, ear splitting whistle; causing Richard to cover his ears. 
    “Jack, hang on!” the voice of the other guard yelled behind Richard.  Jack cursed under his breath and struck out with the knife.  It cut the skin on his elbow but he jerked back and the point hit air.  A hunting rifle cocked behind Richard and he dove sideways, the shot ringing past his ears and into Jack’s chest.  Blood arced through the air as the guard was knocked back into the tree with a crack.  Jack slumped against the tree, holding his chest for a moment, wincing. 
    Richard couldn’t afford for the guard to get up again.  It was common knowledge that humans were weak.  Jack was the complete opposite.  He punched Jack in the temple; there was a snap as his neck snapped.  His body slumped to the ground, finally dead.           
    “No!” the blonde guard yelled.  He glanced from the Jack’s body to Richard, who was slowly stalking towards him on two powerful legs.  He lifted the rifle and shakily pointed it at Richards head.  “Don’t move any further,” the blonde guard warned, trying to push the fear out of his voice.  It didn’t work; Richard could read the guard like a book.  The guard’s fear was palpable.     
    Richard briefly grinned, taking pleasure in terrorizing the human.  He stepped forward, glaring into the guard’s eyes.  A bright flash blazed under the guard’s scope, a sharp burn hit Richard’s forehead.  His eyes closed before he hit the ground.  A moment later the guard prodded him on the side of his head with the rifle butt.  Richard’s eyes snapped open.  The guard screamed the last noise he’d ever make.

    The blood curdling scream echoed through the forest for a terrifying minute.  It felt more like an eternity before the horrible echo abruptly ceased.  Everyone shuddered violently as the last note fell into silence.  Abigail Scarlet didn’t even want to be there in the first place.  The dean of Wing University orchestrated a festival and raffle in the school yard.  The pep rally was to help promote the reelection of the dean’s long time friend as mayor.  It was the mayor’s idea for the pep rally; the winner gets a weekend at Ice Pine National Park with Allen and his beautiful wife.
    Abby didn’t even plan on being at the festival; she wanted to stay in her dorm and rest.  Her friends finally convinced her to go after incessant nagging.  A triumphant, angry howl brought her back.  Slivers of ice climbed up her hunched spine, she peeked out the window from where she was crouching beside Allen’s wife Nicole. 
    Nicole rested her hand on Abby’s shoulder and pushed her down, out of sight.  “Stay down!” she hissed, gripping her hand tightly.  She looked down the hall for her husband.  He was digging through a closet, looking for any kind of weapon.  “Allen, hurry up,” she yelled, she glanced out the window and jerked back down. 
    “I can’t find the gently caressing rifle!” he yelled back, still digging through the closet.  His arms were moving quickly through the closet.
    “gently caress the rifle!  Is there anything else?”
    “There isn’t shite in this place!”
    Abby, heart thundering in her throat, jerked out of Nicole’s grip and twisted around to look out the window.  “Oh god,” she whimpered, eyes glued to the frightening creature.  It was charging toward the two story cabin.  Her veins turned to ice as the guard’s words floated back into her head.  He had ushered them quickly inside and grabbed the rifle laying on a green daybed by the door. 
    “Who’s attacking us?” Allen asked.
    The guard looked at him distractedly, shouldering his rifle and standing in the doorway.  “It’s a gently caressing werewolf man, a gently caressing werewolf!” he said, running out the doorway and slamming the door behind him.
     A gently caressing werewolf, the guard’s words floated into Abby’s head.  She swallowed, terrified that the guard was right.  The werewolf was a large shadow in the shade of the thunder clouds looming above the forest.  It was in the middle of the clearing, slowing down as it got closer.  She couldn’t describe the creature well in the darkness, and it was too far away to see any details.  It did look like a wolf though.
    “It’s almost here!” Abby cried, silencing the arguing couple.  Nicole jumped up and looked out the window.
    “About damned time,” Allen snarled, lifting a large rifle from the floor of the closet.  He ran over to them, the floor shook as he ran.  Abby held the railing tightly, hoping the second story floor wouldn’t cave in under his weight.  She let out a sigh of relief when the floor stayed beneath her feet.  “Get back!” he yelled, waving an arm behind him; trying to aim the rifle with the other. 
    Nicole and Abby obliged, running to the other end of the hallway and down a few oak steps.  They waited a moment, and then Nicole crawled up the few steps again, peeking around the corner.  Abby followed, watching over the older woman’s shoulder.  Allen was scanning the clearing with his scope, but couldn’t find the werewolf.  It was silent in the house, the air was thick and warm, a warning from the coming thunderstorm.
    The lights flickered throughout the house; Abby’s heart skipped a beat.  “Oh that’s one smart bastard,” Nicole whispered.  Light from the kitchen vanished, and then the foyer light was turned off.  The stairs were suddenly a black hole, allowing light only on the top few steps.  Abby stared into the blackness for a few seconds.  A door creaked open from down stairs, Nicole heard it and jerked her head toward the stairs. 
    “shite,” she hissed, scrambling into the hallway, dragging Abby with her.  “Allen, over here!” she yelled.  He looked back and ran towards them, holding the rifle with both hands.  “Abby…” she started.  The werewolf leaped out of the darkness and on Nicole’s chest.  She crashed through the wall into the master bedroom, the werewolf striking as they fell.
    A scream tore from the room, three rifle shots exploded from behind Abby; she immediately dropped to the ground, scrambling toward the stairs on her belly.  “Get help!” Allen barked at her, taking quick aim and firing the rifle again.  Abby didn’t hesitate; she disappeared into the darkness of the stairs quickly, screaming all the way. 

    Big Bo first heard the shots as he was roasting hot dogs on metal fire sticks.  He dismissed the first shot as a hunter, but then a second and third shot was fired in rapid succession.  He held up his hand sharply, abruptly silencing his partner.  He squinted at his partner and then glanced into the dark forest behind him.  His hand searched for the shotgun at his feet, picked it up.
    “Help, help!” a scream echoed through the forest.  Big Bo jumped up, heart racing.  He trained the gun into the darkness.  He wasn’t going to fire at the girl; he was going to be ready at what was chasing the girl.   
    “Erick, use the scope, see who’s out there!” he barked at his partner.  Erick was already looking through the scope.  The scope of the rifle was equipped with night vision; it wasn’t midnight black, the thunderclouds above just blocked the sun perfectly.  His partner’s face was a mask of concentration.  The screaming continued, Bo exhaled loudly.  “Hurry your blind ass up!” he snapped.
    “gently caress you… hang on, I see her… it’s a young woman in a bikini.” Erick grinned, and then frowned; he twisted the scope, getting a closer view.  “She’s limping badly, there’s blood running down from her upper chest.”
    Bo nodded; he lowered the shotgun’s barrel to the ground, and held the stock in one massive hand.  He whistled, trying to catch the woman’s attention.  He was an experienced hunter; he wasn’t going to go into the darkness without more firepower.  If she couldn’t get to him, he wouldn’t help. 
    “Hey lady, get over here!” he yelled, cupping his mouth with his free hand.  The screaming stopped; he could hear footsteps pounding in the underbrush.
    “She’s here.” Erick whispered. 
    The young woman crashed into the light of the fire, sweating and grimy.  “Please help us!” she cried.  “This monster attacked the mayor and his wife and me!  It already killed the guards, please hurry!” The woman ranted, tugging at Bo’s free arm.
    Before Bo or Erick could answer, a howl split through the pre-storm air.  It sent chills up Bo’s spine. 
    “What the gently caress is that?” Erick asked, his voice was high, and his eyes were wide in fear.
    “You don’t want to know,” the woman whimpered, looking back at the large cabin through the gloom.  They could all see the second story hallway, the only light from the few ceiling fixtures.  Blood sprayed against the entire window, resulting in an orange orb in the middle of scarlet.  The woman choked back a sob, falling back against Bo.
    “Jesus Christ,” Bo swore under his breath.  “We need to kill that wanker, now.”
    “How do we kill that?” Erick asked, looking at his boss.  Bo dropped his shotgun on the ground.
    Big Bo ran to the large green exterminator truck and dug through the back for a second.  He ran back to them with a canister of Bug Buster Bug Bomb in his hands.  He grinned and wagged his eyebrows at Erick, who grinned back and chuckled.  The woman missed the humor, confusion masked her fear.
    “Big boom baby, anybody want extra crispy wolf?” Big Bo said, laughing manically. 

    Richard stalked closer towards Allen.  The fat mayor was lying on the ground, holding his pudgy fingers against his slit throat.  Blood poured from between his fingers and flowed freely down his chest, soaking the Hawaiian shirt.  He was gasping, leaning on his free elbow for support and dragging himself closer to the window.  His elbow slipped against the lake of his own blood forming on the floor and fell on his back.
    Before the fat man could try to prop himself up again, Richard stepped on his extended stomach with one clawed foot.  He put more of his weight on the foot, driving the claws through to his intestines.  He stepped off and shredded the man’s tattered and bloody shirt, exposing a hairy stomach.  Richard stuck his claw into Allen’s belly button, the mayor whimpered, tears streaming down his face.  Richard gave the mayor his wolfish grin and pushed the rest of his clawed fingers into Allen’s stomach.  Blood welled from each hole, leaking around the black talons and to the floor, adding to the lake of warm fluids.
    His claws wriggled against the man’s intestines.  Allen screamed, releasing the wound and spraying another layer of blood onto the window, his back involuntarily arched up, furthering the claws’ passage. 
    “This is for stealing my earth so many centuries ago,” Richard grumbled, his voice sounding like a hollow log.  “We, the Void, will reclaim it from you worthless mortals and rise once again to our old glory!” his growling voice rising five octaves, echoing against the walls of the hallway and reaching Nicole.
    She gasped a few feet behind him, shocked that the werewolf could speak.  Allen’s face was a bloody mask of rage.  He put his hand back to his neck wound.  “You fuckers are all going to die before shite rises!” he rasped.  He glared at the werewolf and spit a load of bloody phlegm at Richard’s nose.
    Richard cocked his head, hooked his claws into Allen’s intestines and wrenched his hand out.  The fat man’s protruding stomach followed, huge chunks of his stomach flab smacking the floor with a wet noise. Allen screamed; it was deafening in the narrow hallway.
    Snarling, Richard grabbed the small intestine and started pulling it out; a bloody string of sausage.  He bit into the first pink piece and dragged more pieces into his mouth, munching and swallowing.  Blood was dripping from all of his teeth and into the man’s stomach.  Allen was jerking, at a loss of breath. 
    He turned around to throw the intestine in Nicole’s face, she was gone.  Roaring in a sudden fury, he ran to the stairs and leaped over the railing.  He landed heavily onto the ground two stories below and jerked his head to the door.  A man was standing their waving at him, grinning broadly.
    “wanker!” Richard roared, he charged at the man.  The man was scrawny and tall, and fast as hell.  His arms were waving wildly up and down, feet barely touching the ground.  He was running towards a large fire in the pit.  The man suddenly sidled to the left, narrowly dodging the fire and running back in front of it. 
    Richard didn’t see the bug bomb being thrown with high force into the fire.  He sensed something wrong though and jerked back at the last inch before the fire.  What is that?  He thought before the massive wall of fire struck full force in the face.


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#3 2009-09-14 16:46:32

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Re: Dude, This is so Star Wars

How's everybody doing.  Here's some of the long awaited Chapter Two of The Void.  I do have to warn you, it is far more violent, more language, and even has brief, non graphic sexuality(it's very brief, a few sentences long).  Anyway enjoy it, there'll be more coming.  Let me know what any of you think about it, if there are any problems, despite the graphic stuff. 

2: The Ten Elders

September 26, 2012
Gates to the Tomb of Elijah Clyde, the Void

    His job was dull but well paying and he appreciated that, he also loved the free time he had.  At the moment, Howard Roach was flipping through one of the Void’s top porno magazines Bestiality Broadened.  He smiled broadly when he got to the page featuring Sarah the Star wanker.  She was a blonde woman, and a cockroach.  That was her most enticing feature for Howard.  Sarah was Howard’s own species!  She was also the most famous porn revolutionary ever since pictures of her having anal sex with a leopard had spread through the Void’s major city of Voidland.  It sent a spark of disgust and horny Void citizens alike demanding more images.
    Sarah’s recent picture was sending a spark to his lower regions as he looked.  She was giving a bulky rhinoceros a blow job; smiling and nude in all her glory as she did it.  Howard’s own horniness was cut short by a door slamming to his right.  His scream was high and feminine, he jumped out of the chair, falling face first to the ground.  A bark of laughter escaped the guard standing in the doorway, followed by loud cackling from the rookie guards behind him. 
    Jumping up, “What the gently caress are you doing?” he yelled at the guards.
    His shift partner, Johnson, answered for the group.  He was an orc; his voice was as deep as a wide log.  “I told these rookies here that when you start looking at that sick porn shite, you don’t notice anything but your dick… which can’t even grow right.”
    Howard slid back into his chair and shook his head.  “Have I told you guys the story of what I saw him doing a few months ago?” he asked, nodding to Johnson. 
    Johnson’s face reddened and he opened his mouth to protest.  A large, white, eighteen wheeler roared to the gates before he could respond.  He grinned at Howard broadly, who frowned at the orc.  “You’re lucky this truck stopped by, or your story would be out by now.” Howard said, slowly getting up and heading toward the door. 
Johnson followed close at his ankles.  “Watch the pros work,” he remarked to the rookies, glancing at them over his shoulder.  Howard sighed, glaring at the truck’s driver through the tinted windows. 
The truck driver slowly rolled down the window.  Howard couldn’t tell what the driver was.  He had small, pointy ears and a long, narrow mouth lining the bottom of his face.  His eyes were all black, no whites or irises showing.  Small fangs curled over the lower lip of the man’s tight frown.  He looked like he had somewhere to go, other than the obvious Tomb of Elijah Clyde; but no one was allowed to go to the tomb this late at night.   
Johnson reached the driver first.  It only took one guard to talk to the driver, so Howard stalked off towards the back of the truck.  Brown streaks of mud randomly arced from one set of tires to the other.  There were no decals on the truck, just boring white steel.  He got to the back of the truck and stared at the cargo doors.  The lock was rusty and simple.  It looked easy to break.
Howard unfurled his large wings and slowly folded the top left wing towards the lock.  He raised the wing back, about to slice the lock when there was a shout.  Then a boom from a shotgun rang in his ears.  He grabbed the edge of the truck and peered around the corner.  The driver door was open; the man was holding a shotgun with both hands.  He was leaning out of the door and glaring at Johnson.  Rage boiled over in Howard, his wings started beating together, making a loud droning noise.  Johnson was gasping on the ground, bleeding from a large hole in his leg; he tried holding it, but hissed between his teeth in pain. 
Two things happened at once.  The first, the short spines on the back of his legs started to tingle.  It meant there was something behind him.  Bright high beams struck Howard in the back and sent his shadow across the ground.  He turned around and saw a shiny red Lamborghini growling to a stop a few inches away from him.
    The second thing that happened, the driver looked over, saw Howard and panicked.  Howard glanced at the man, his face distorted in rage.  Then he glared at the expensive car, who the hell can afford that?  He thought, briefly admiring it.  A sexy porn star who fucks animals, he thought, almost smiling, but not quite.  A woman’s head popped out of the driver’s window and peered at him.
    She had long, red hair and sky blue eyes that contrasted well with the hair.  She had the face of a model; she was frowning though, which made her look prettier.  Howard glanced to the woman and held up a finger, telling her to wait for a moment.  She shrugged, clicked her tongue, and shook her head.  She stepped out of the car; Howard dived for her just as the shotgun went off.  She screamed and ducked, hit in the midsection by Howard.
    Both went sprawling to the ground; he noticed his hand groping her right breast, she hissed between her teeth, he moved his hand to the ground beside her head.  Quickly standing up, he stood her up, holding her hand tightly.  He ran with her to the other side of the truck, heading for the passenger door.  They rounded the corner of the truck and stopped by the front dumper.  One of the rookies looked at Howard and the woman, fear widening his eyes.  Howard put a finger to his lips, the rookie nodded.
    “One of you motherfuckers better open this gate…” the driver snarled at the rookies.  He glared at each of them, none of them moved.  “Now, or I blow this shite to space!  Open them now, motherfuckers!”  He pumped the shotgun; Howard didn’t see who he aimed it at.  The cockroach leaped at the open door with all his force, closing it hard.
    The driver’s head got jammed by the door, he screamed in pain and rage.  Howard held the door and slammed the driver’s head with the door again, the impact was a clang!  He did it two more times; the woman silently went over to Johnson, who was lying still.  A lot of blood was pooling out of the wound, flooding the ground. 
    “Oh shite, I’m sorry,” the woman said, checking the orc’s pulse at the neck.  Howard glared at her in rage and sadness, hideously distorting his face.  She shook her head, “The buckshot must have struck an artery, I’m sorry.”  Howard opened the door completely.
    “Not your fault,” Howard said his voice thickening with rage; his throat had a tight ball clogging his breath.  He unfurled his wings and turned back to the guard, a loud and shrill hiss escaping his throat.  “It’s this bastard’s fault!” he hissed at the driver.  He drove the sharp edge of his wings into the man’s chest, protruding out of the man’s back.  Blood sprayed the inside seats and Howard’s face.
    The man gasped, blood started pooling around his lips and poured down his chin, landing on Howard’s feet.  He ignored it, staring into the driver’s half lidded black eyes.  He couldn’t see anything in the man’s eyes, but his face showed excruciating pain.  Howard bared his lips, exposing his black, barb-like teeth.  The guard gulped, and then coughed blood all over Howard, choking on his own blood. 
    Howard wiped the blood of his face with both hands, holding the man with his sharp wings.  There was no noise except for the gurgling of blood in the man’s throat.  More of the blood gushed from his mouth, he coughed two more times; this time some of the blood hit the woman behind him.  She cursed under her breath; Howard glanced over his shoulder at her.  She gasped, stepping back.  Howard’s eyes had turned a murky, swamp brown, blending his eyes with the dark brown of his face. 
    He clenched his right fist in front of the driver’s face.  Thin, black barbs extended vertically from each of Howard’s knuckles, making sort of a gauntlet.  The driver gulped, anticipating his death.  He lifted his hands and tried to weakly swat away the barbed hand.  Howard’s other hand was on the holster in a flash, bringing out a long, serrated blade.  He swung the blade into the man’s palm, pinning it to his left leg.
    Howard had enough of the man, “Step back!” he hissed to the woman behind him.  She did, walking back to the outpost doorway; the oldest rookie tried to put his hand on her shoulder but she slapped it away.  Blood sprayed into the air from the man’s leg, he was kicking.  His screaming between clenched teeth caused little spurts of blood to squirt between the gaps; the driver’s mouth was a bloody ruin.
    Howard backhanded the man’s forehead, driving the barbs into his brains.  The man quit struggling; Howard still pulled his knuckles down the man’s face, spitting his eyeballs in two, releasing more blood.  He jerked his wings and knuckles out of the man’s body.  The body fell to the ground with a splat, his brains leaking beneath the ruins of his face.  He turned around and looked at Johnson’s body sadly.


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“None of you dumb shits thought about moving him?” he snarled at the rookies.  He glanced at the woman apologetically, “Sorry,” he mumbled, ducking his head in brief bow of shame.  The rookies swarmed near his feet and dragged the orc’s body into the outpost, setting him on the chair Howard was in earlier.     
    The woman’s lips lifted in a half smile and dropped to the frown.  “It’s okay, look… I need to get in through the gates.”
    He shook his head, rolled his eyes, and threw the up the palms of his hand in exasperation.  “Why the gently caress do you need to go in there so late at night?” he asked.  One of the rookies was gesturing to get his attention.  He looked over the woman’s shoulder at him.  “What?” he snapped.  The woman saw where his gaze was and stepped to the side, looking at the guard, then at him, then back at the guard.  She didn’t know who to look at.
    The guard shrank farther back into the doorway, frightened under his bosses gaze.  “Uh, the red telephone here… there’s a red light blinking, what should we do?” he asked meekly.
    “Are you technotarded?  YOU ANSWER THE gently caressing PHONE!” he raged.  The guard scrambled to get to the phone, he was too late; the red light stopped blinking. 
    “Don’t ever miss a call again!”
    “Why?” the guard asked, glancing to the woman like she was going to help him.  She didn’t, she had a bemused look on her face; enjoying the torment of the guard.
    “The only person that calls on that phone is General Davenport, leader of Elijah Clyde’s Army.” He said slowly, trying to make his voice menacing.  Howard noticed a red light blinking by the guard’s face.
    The guard slowly picked up the phone, hands shaking violently.  The woman leaned towards Howard and whispered, “That dudes gonna get gently caressed up,” she had a large grin on her face. 
    “Hello,” the guard squeaked into the phone, his face was a mask of pure terror he was sweating profusely.  He nodded once, his hands shook again.  He held the phone out to Howard, “For you,” he whispered.  Howard gulped; he was in deep trouble.  He shivered, walked over to the rookie and took the phone from his shaking hands.
    He stuck the phone to his ears, watching the rookie worriedly.  Howard didn’t remember the man’s name, but he suddenly felt sorry for the man.  The rookie’s body was convulsing violently, his eyes rolled into the back of his head.  He suddenly collapsed, falling sideways, head slapping against the ground.  His body went still.  Everyone stared at the poor boy in terror, no one moved for a second, and then the rookies swarmed around the body. 
    The collapsed boy was out of his sight because everyone huddling near him.  He was in the doorway.  The woman moved swiftly through the crowd towards him, there was a deep frown on her face.  Her green eyes flashed with sorrow, she shook her head, mouthed “I’m sorry” to him. 
    gently caressing bad day he thought.  He pounded his free fist against the doorframe, hard, it splintered.  He punched the doorframe again, harder; blood leaked from his knuckles.  The woman pulled back his fist, held it in both of hers.  The deep rage evaporating the thick green blood in his veins started simmering.  Tears streamed down his cheeks, dripped onto his upper arms and down to the woman’s fingers.
    She took the phone out of his hands.  “I’ll deal with this,” she whispered.  She turned toward the huddled group.  “All of you get out!” she snapped.  All of the future guards glared at her.  Howard glared back, nodded by her right shoulder and they reluctantly filtered out of the small outpost.  It was suddenly far less claustrophobic.
    The woman looked at the young man on the floor and shook her head sadly.  She put the phone to her ear, her eyes were jade daggers.  A loud voice raged through the phones speakers.  “Shut the gently caress up Davenport!” she hissed.  The voice immediately stopped.  She pressed the intercom button on the phone and rested it on the small table by the dead orc.  The rookies looked in through the doorway, clearly interested.
    “Melissa, we thought you would be here by now.” The voice of General Davenport filtered through the phone. 
    Melissa rolled her eyes at Howard, “I had some minor difficulties… but now we have two dead bodies here.”
    Anger again struck Davenport’s voice.  “What happened?” he asked.  The general was a mean bastard in Howard’s mind, but he was ruthless.  He also actually gave a damn about what happened to the Void.  If any soldiers under his command were killed, he wanted to know how. 
    “A man in a large white truck pulled up.  My partner didn’t let him through; he was shot in the leg and bled to death.” Howard answered; he paused swallowing the lump in his throat.  “Also, the guard you first spoke to just experienced a heart attack, you must have scared him shitless…”
    A roaring laughter escaped the general’s throat over the phone.  It finally faltered enough for him to talk.  “Damn he was a weak heart,” he said, voice still laced with laughter; he coughed and when it stopped, his voice was sober again.  “We’ll make sure they don’t die in vain… The cargo in the truck of the utmost importance, your next top priority soldier; it needs to be at the entrance to Elijah’s Tomb before midnight.”
    “What type of cargo is it?” Howard asked.  He didn’t think he wanted to know the answer, but it took his mind off of his partner’s death.
    “Melissa can tell you that, but it’s her choice, not mine.”
    “General, assassins headed straight for the gates, three minutes away!” a voice screamed in the background on the other end of the phone.
    “gently caress!  Soldier, your second priority is getting Melissa’s ass up here alive.  So get the gently caressing truck and move!  An escort unit will meet you halfway!” Davenport yelled rapidly.
    Howard was already moving, jerking open a small closet tucked in the corner by the small black and white T.V.  Rows of guns were piled from floor to ceiling, enough firepower to annihilate a small village.  Not enough firepower to stop King Hector’s assassins.  They were more like mercenaries than assassins; they followed their own rules half of the time and were ruthless body guards for the king.  They were intolerably hard to kill.
    He quickly removed two Uzis from their resting place on the middle shelf and stuck one of them in one of holsters.  Howard had six holsters on the front of his body because of the six extra appendages folded across his armored chest and stomach.  They already had their own large side arms.  He glanced at Melissa who rushed beside him and took the assault rifle from its place.


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#5 2009-09-30 15:28:59

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She held it like a professional soldier, Howard didn’t expect that.  He ignored the fact and rushed her to the door.  Howard slammed his palm against the red button that opens the gate on the way.  “Why the gently caress don’t I see you two moving, this isn’t a goddamned game!” General Davenport’s voice raged through the intercom as they ran to the truck.  Melissa scrambled over the blood in the driver’s seat and jumped into the passenger seat.
    Howard heard the distant roar of trucks and quickly twisted the key in the ignition.  Before he could press his foot on the gas pedal, the oldest rookie ran up to the driver’s door and pounded on the half open windows.  “What do we do?” he asked, yelling over the roar of the engine.
    “Stall them!” Howard yelled, flooring the pedal.  The truck screamed forward, leaving a wall of gray dust into the air.  When the dust quickly cleared; Howard could see the young soldiers valiantly running out of the outpost, guns in hand.  The figures were moderately shrinking as he drove farther from the gates.  What he saw next would haunt his dreams for a long time. 
    “They’re going to die,” Melissa said sullenly beside him, watching the same scene from her own window.  Howard didn’t respond, he only watched.  He was trying to drive fast enough so he wouldn’t have to see it, he didn’t want it implanted in his memory. 
    The soldiers’ guns were blazing white fire at the two large trucks quickly advancing on them.  Howard’s eyes started tearing up in rage as he saw the smoke of rockets.  There were five of them in a jagged line, dots of light reflecting from the red tinted moon high above them.  He started shaking his head, first slowly in denial, and then quickly when the rockets dipped down to the earth. 
    A wall of fire shot into the sky, blindingly orange and red against the dark sky.  “No!” Melissa screamed, tearing her eyes from the sight.  Howard screamed a torrent of obscenities at the men who caused every body by the gate to incinerate.  He screamed for the young men who died for a cause.  He screamed for his partner, one of the only true friends he had on this dying world.  He screamed until his throat felt like it was bleeding.
    Hot tears streamed down his face mixing with the blood, narrowing his vision.  “They’re soldiers, not rookies…” Howard said hoarsely, the lump in his throat was extremely painful.  He swallowed most of it down.  “They’re true gently caressing soldiers tonight, not rookies, not rookies!” he continued, voice heavy with emotion. 
    Soldiers of the Void were trained to show no emotion under any circumstances.  gently caress that Howard thought.  He couldn’t hold in his emotions for the young brave soldiers.  He shook his head vehemently; he wanted to say more but the lump in his throat suffocated any words. 
    “Yes, they are soldiers…” Melissa whispered her own voice thick with emotion.  “You need to listen to me,” Howard glanced at her, and then the empty land ahead of him. 
    “They didn’t stand a gently caressing chance; they should have gotten a chance.” He said, voice now a rasp from his dry throat.
    “I know, I know they didn’t,” she responded, voice louder.  She was holding her emotions well, but Howard knew that she didn’t know.  She didn’t know those men; he did, he trained them everything he knew about being a soldier. 
    “How the gently caress would you know?” he snarled, “You didn’t know those men, who they were!  They were so gently caressing young, killed by some motherfucking cowards!” He yelled the last while slamming his fist into the steering wheel.  The horn honked each time he hit it, making a short tune.

    Melissa didn’t answer; she shook her head and sighed, glaring out of the window at the passing wasteland.  No plant life could exist past the Gates.  The earth was cracking like a desert, but it wasn’t orange, it was as black as the midnight sky.  It was a charred, nearly lifeless domain for vile humanoids who took to cannibalism for survival.  Their source of nutritious beverage was the blood and other various bodily fluids.   
    They were fiercely protective of her; she brought the tribes actual food and water which they graciously accepted.  One particular leader was fond of her, trying to give her gifts, which usually included someone’s heart.  She politely refused, saying having him as an ally was good enough.  The leader didn’t know his own name, so she called him Carl, which he accepted.  She didn’t know where the tribes were at the moment.
    She heard Howard sigh heavily, it was shaky.  “I’m sorry about yelling at you like that, I over reacted,” he said quietly.  His emotions were holding up, that was good.  Later was a time for mourning, now was the time to get her ass to the temple alive.  “Just…”
    “I know you didn’t want them to die without a fighting chance... They didn’t die in vain though,” she said quickly, cutting him off.  She watched him closely, a tight frown on her face. 
    Howard glanced at her, confused.  “In what way did they not die in vain?”
    “They saved the last surviving heir to Elijah Clyde.” She said with a small smile.  It was always funny to her to see a person’s reaction when she told them who she really was.  Daughter of Elijah Clyde, his only heir, she didn't want to think about her younger sister or brother.  They were killed by the humans thousands of years ago. 
        “Oh my god, holy shite,” Howard screamed, gawking at her.  She couldn’t resist smiling at his face; his slack jawed expression was just too priceless for her.  “Why didn’t you tell me that?  I wouldn’t have accidentally groped you like that if I knew you were a gently caressing princess.”


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#6 2009-10-01 16:10:12

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Re: Dude, This is so Star Wars

this is good please write more and this is one funny sement here =
( “Oh my god, holy sh*t,” Howard screamed, gawking at her.  She couldn’t resist smiling at his face; his slack jawed expression was just too priceless for her.  “Why didn’t you tell me that?  I wouldn’t have accidentally groped you like that if I knew you were a f***ing princess.”)
I laughed my butt off when i read this, so keep it up man.


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#7 2009-10-01 16:18:03

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If you thought that was funny wait until I put up the part about Howard's partner... your butt would vanish from this universe from laughter, I hope..... smile


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#8 2009-10-02 11:56:13

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Re: Dude, This is so Star Wars

ok


"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. ...In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth...."
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#9 2009-10-20 21:13:25

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She sighed, “Quit apologizing,” she said exasperated.  “How did you not know who I am, the entire planet knows who I am.”
    “I don’t go out often; I’m too busy protecting those gates.” He said defensively.  He was calming down, that was good.  Melissa just needed to keep him talking, keep him distracted.
    “Yeah right,” she said smiling, “I saw the porno magazines in there, they looked well thumbed through.”  Howard’s dark face blushed darker in embarrassment.  He looked nervous.
    “I don’t get much action; I’m not allowed to go to the inner city.”
    “So, but why are you reading Bestiality Broadened? I’ve heard the rumors about that, but… oh my god, I didn’t know they were true.  I’ve never seen it before.” She said shivering at the picture she remembered of the two mutant flies screwing each other in the air.  It wasn’t the gently caressing itself that was gross; it was what was in the flies mouths that made her squeamish.
    “Look, we guards are lonely and bored most of the time.  We need something to entertain us.” He said, defending the rights of all guards anywhere to view whatever they want.  “The stuff considered taboo works the best, we like mysterious things.” 
    “Well it’s disgusting, how was its dick that big, they only have dicks the size of a peanut, but that thing wasn’t from this universe.”
    Howard looked over at her with a sideward gaze, keeping his eyes in front of him.  Then he looked at her fully.  “You do not want to know…” he said slowly, like it was conspiracy.  His eyes widened slowly and one of his extra hands slithered to his lips.  A malicious grin spread under his fingers as he watched Melissa gag and look out the window.  “Maybe I’ll give you a hint…”
    She whirled around in her seat, “No, don’t say it,” she nearly screamed, putting her palms out in surrender, her face had a disgusted smile plastered to it.  He started laughing, momentarily resting the death of his comrades in arms in the back of his mind.  Melissa was proud of him, she started laughing too. 
    After a quick moment of laughter, they were interrupted by the roar of motorcycles. 

Breakers Wing Emergency Hospital, Washington:

    Nicole jerked awake in the hospital bed when a needle was placed into her arm.  Her eyes spotted a young nurse leaning over her, pulling at the string above a long jagged cut in her upper arm.  She jerked a little from the pain and the nurse glanced into her face with a frown.
    “Try to relax, this will only take a sec,” the young nurse smiled, trying to radiate confidence.  Nicole nodded and clinched her fist against the pain.
    “I thought I already got stitches,” she groaned.
    “You did, right when you got in, but… then you started panicking in your sleep and reopened the stitches.” The nurse said, nodding and then smiling brightly, happy for her answer.
    “Oh, I just don’t remember anything after I got here.” She said quietly.  “What else happened?  Well first… what’s your name sweetie?” Nicole asked, smiling.
    “Oh, my name’s Alexis,” the nurse answered.
“We have time; spill the beans… condensed version.”
    The nurse nodded, “You’ll be shocked, along with everyone else that saw it.” She started.  “Well right when you got here we fixed you up.  We had to give you anesthetics for the pain and shock.  You woke up three hours later and demanded to make a phone call,” She chuckled, “and when Doctor Gibbons didn’t let you, you punched him in the nose, he was bleeding for five minutes.  And then he let you have your call.”
    Nicole interrupted, “I really busted his nose?” there was a small smile on her face.
    The nurse giggled and nodded widening her eyes.  “You also threatened to tear his balls out, he ran after that.  Anyway, I need to get back to the stitching,” she said, starting the stitches again.  “So yeah, the call you made kind of spooked everyone out.  You made it out to some giant military compound in Utah, wanting to talk to a guy named General Barton.”
    Her heart jerked, she actually called him.  She was surprised she even remembered his number.  They haven’t spoken for two years, not since he left for a mission over seas.  He was the highest ranking General at his training facility and compound.   
    “What did I tell him?” she asked.
    “You told him the town was in deep trouble, that something killed the mayor.  Well,” her voice lowered.  “Something ate the mayor…” she frowned, her voice catching.  Her dark green eyes started tearing up; she blinked and shook her head.  “What ate the mayor, a bear?”
    Nicole sighed heavily and gripped the distraught nurse’s hand in her own bandaged one.  “No… it was far worse than a bear.  Look, don’t tell anyone yet…” she said, pleading with Alexis.  “It was a werewolf that ate my husband.” She said flatly.
    Alexis stared at her for a long moment.  She couldn’t decide on whether to laugh or call an insane asylum for the woman.  “A werewolf ate the mayor.  That’s a little hard to believe,” she said skeptically. 
    “Have you seen his body?” Nicole snapped, pulling her hand away from the nurse’s.  “Have you seen the several feet of missing intestines?  Have you seen his torn throat?” Nicole’s voice rose.  Alexis backed away after quickly snipping off the last of the stitching string.  She didn’t think she was overreacting; the nurse shouldn’t have just blown the idea away.  Nicole wasn’t in the mood for that.   
    The door behind the nurse opened quickly, a familiar and welcome face popped through.  “I saw his body.  I just watched the video of him being mauled.” General Barton snarled, his face was stone, but his dark eyes could incinerate. 
    Alexis whirled around at the man’s voice.  “You shouldn’t be in here,” she said, prodding Barton’s broad chest with a slender finger, trying to push him through the doorway.  He didn’t budge, just looked down his hawk nose at the young woman.


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