The Werewolf Café / Zage's Territory {18 +} {See rules & exceptions inside}

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:12:45

Well, what can I say, he's a mouthy little Squirrel.

HEY!!!! *sulks, then lights a cigarette*

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:14:03

how old is he anyways? im surprised he hasnt got cancer so bad that he just looks like a mole....

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:16:39

Nah, we've already got a mole.

I'm 5, so that's like 20 or so in your years.

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UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:19:10

well that depends. do you mean human years? cuz i dont know if therians have different lifespans lol

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:21:13

I meant wolves. *drinks a shot of espresso.*

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:23:58

...... are they the same as dog years cuz that is one thing i have never figured out

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:37:21

I'm not sure, anyone else outhere, know this?

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:38:15

whatever the case is... he does not look 20 he looks 45

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:40:49

I'll show you what looks 45!!!! *flashes*

LEWD!!!!!!, Come on!!

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:45:03

*growls menacingly* remember what i said about a knife instead of my claws you little rodent? i can make you wish you were dead *evil grin*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:47:11

*Lewd glares, then mutters* wanna drink. *hands Ulf a martini glass*

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:48:02

*passes on the drink* probably roofies in it....

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:53:28

don't kid yourself, boy, I don't swing that way. *picks up a Play Squirrel magazine.* Da-yamn!!, look at those squirrel boobs..

*sighs* well, at least this is mild, for him.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:55:02

yeah but i am not gonna risk being the b**ch of something that doesnt even pass my ankles in height. and if this is mild why do you tolerate it? just a little drop kick and you are good to go

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:57:13

here's a great spy, when I need him.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 23:00:39

well thats surprising. he seems like he would stick out like a sore thumb. hes loud, tempermental, the cigarettes would give him away in the dark.... the list goes on

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 23:02:06

You've never been into Hell have you?

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 23:03:53

i tend to avoid it

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 23:04:36

well, he fits in, trust me.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 23:10:02

if you say so but up here i think he would be sniped pretty easily

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 23:18:30

well, up here, he spends most of his time at strip clubs & bars.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 23:26:24

that doesnt surprise me

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UlfrAndi · 2010-07-25 16:50:12

i find it amazing that he isnt trying to sneak in to Hefner's mansion right now though....

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-25 17:17:02

why sneak, when he's allowed to just walk in?

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