I know this is a bit late.. but I couldn't stop laughing at that link you gave totalimmortal! Thanks for sharing that!

Look! An uncensored version of Twilight!! xD: http://www.vampiressuckmovie.com

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wolfblood17 wrote:

The only reason I'll watch "Vampires Suck" is because I hate "Twilight Saga" to the very core of my being.

Which would be kind of defeating the point, the parody works from using the popularity of "twilight" and in watching this movie you would add again to the popularity of the franchise, same as all those stupid haters with their silly YouTube videos and blog rants do.
It's a perfect circle.

One could just as effectively buy a ticket for "Eclipse" and then make a point of not watching. *hah!*

Last edited by Daninsky (2010-08-03 13:15:33)

If you liked that, search for "Twilight for Guys" .... "directed by Michael Bay" xD

I thought this film was fantastic The best one yet. I am a fan of this genre and of Mr. Slade’s previous films. I was glad he kept the story true to the book but made it more interesting. I hope the director of the next film can keep the momentum going and that Bella can get her happily ever after.

Vampires Suck was too funnyyy. YOU'RE THE BLACKEYED PEAS. hahahaha

Everybody goes off topic a little at some point (keyword: at some point)..... anyways...  I will say Victoria again was the only saving grace to "Eclipse".  Unfortunately there isn't much of her, and the ending fight with her totally sucked.  The fight scenes are a bit on the brutal (but definitely not bloody) side.    

This is an honest review from a total hater of the series (I only went to finally meet some friends face-to-face for the first time)...... and it's all my opinion. 

Uhmm... of course there is the horrible acting except for Alice (who I always like), Victoria (cool for being such a bad-ass with what she's given with), Charlie (funnier and funnier, but not enough of him), and..... the cameo of Bella's mom was even impressive.  Also, Rosalie and Esme are too little but great. 

Again on the acting, Edward still always looks constipated.  Jacob has some stupid stalker grin on his face, a bit creepy at times.  And when either one of them are angry it's not in the least bit threatening, just stupid.... maybe if they didn't look so perfect it'll be a different story. 

Overall though I am a gore-hound... so everybody knows I'm not keen on PG-13 crap... anyways.... I do have one question that's been bothering me?  (Although I do love plenty of PG-13 movies, I know not everything has to be R) 

Where in the hell does all of the blood go after they drink it?  They broke like stone in that movie, with absolutely no blood leakage at all!  Why drink blood if nothing's going to happen with it?

Final analysis: If you're a hardcore fan, go watch it.  If not, skip it or at least go to the matinée show.
------- All of this in my humble opinion.  No offense meant.

Werewolves apparently don't believe in using weapons.... so no long range kills...

Vampires don't believe in them either...

Last edited by wolfblood17 (2010-08-09 23:03:34)