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#1 2010-06-19 04:29:19

Ochiruya
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The most horrible story... possible.

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I am currently very bored... and am tired of writing correctly. So, for one small little post, I will imitate some of the worst possible styles, of therian writing. Twilight. Fandom. Just for kicks and giggles. (Spelling and Grammar... and absurdity of the concept, is acknowledged)

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So, like, tonight, peoplez, I'm, like, turned into like a furry hawt wolf guy. I can't, like, go into our neighboor vampires land. They, and we, have like an aaaannnnccciiiieeeennnnntttttttt contract about... like, not crossing, into, like the , like Cullen's teeeerrrritory. So, then I like, physically shifted into a wolf right as, I like, jumped over this hawt gurl. Then, I like ripped the shiiinnyy other hawt guy into piecez. I then went over and hugged the gurl. Then I like, carried her home, on, like , my back. We went through a really rooommaaannnticccc sunset. At the beach. It was awesome. Later, she like, jumped off a cliff, and I saved her, cuz, or, yeah. How was my rieting?


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How horrendous was it? Was it qualifiable bat-shite crazy? I hope so, that was my aim in this... I hope you laughed, it might make my 15 minutes not completely wasted.


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#2 2010-06-19 16:56:56

wolfblood17
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Uhmmm... I didn't quite laugh.... I did smile for the fact that you used Jacob's point of view (even though I think the "Twilight" series is God awful)!  Of course, this is a werewolf site.  Jacob is only a tad bit better than Edward... so before I get too much in my hatred, I must say that was (now that I think about it) laughably horrible!  Only if Stephanie Meyer wrote like that in the first place, I'd never have to here all this type of stuff! 

You were bored, I understand! wink

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#3 2010-06-19 18:43:39

Ochiruya
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Yeah... now you're making me want to make one from Edward's point of view...


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#4 2010-06-19 20:21:58

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

*Sighs*.... wow, maybe I should just shut up.  Please though, don't put Edward!!!!  Vampires do not f--king sparkle!  He is also a stalker, not a lover.  Watching Bella sleep every night, wtf?  That's stalking, not love!!!!!!  And his hair in the movie is terribly stupid, am I watching "Dragon Ball Z" again?


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#5 2010-06-19 21:57:00

UlfrAndi
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

haha i like it thats exactly what the twiglight idiots sound like and stephanie myers (along with sarah palin, hitler and a few other antichists) needs to exile herself to the most secluded place in existence

hmm i guess i harbor a lot of hatred towards twilight.....


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#6 2010-06-19 21:57:19

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

I've never been a Twilight fan what so ever, but wasn't Edward also abusive to Bella?  What do chicks see in that guy anyway?

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#7 2010-06-19 22:38:09

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

what my most of my female friends say is ... how to say this ... better quote it ....'oh my god how can you not like him he is so HOT'
... i still dont get it


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#8 2010-06-19 23:01:41

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

LOL!  "Hot", what a fluff term.  It means nothing other than they like him but have no reason to back it up with.  Poor Ed is just the latest fad, and will fade away as soon as the next best thing takes his place.  Oh well, at least he had his moment to shine... errr, I mean sparkle big_smile

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#9 2010-06-19 23:10:08

UlfrAndi
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

haha nice but if i get the chance to bash on twilight i normally do(theres a post in the books and comic section that perfectly reflects this) this time was almost too easy


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#10 2010-06-20 01:00:12

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Seriously though, vampires aren't supposed to be nice, they have to be evil.  The only character I have any respect towards is Victoria (the evil lady) because she had more of a true vampire way to her!  Also, Edward is like, "Oh Bella I love you.  I wanna bite your neck!"

Major hickie, that kills!!!!


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#11 2010-07-02 21:32:17

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

vampires are not inherently evil
just very fond of fighting because they live so long and have iffy people skills because they don't interact with many folks


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#12 2010-07-04 09:45:35

Ochiruya
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Oh my... so, umm... how old are you? 2920 dies? Each of ya'll?


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#13 2010-07-04 11:09:33

wolfblood17
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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Who are you asking about their age?  Us forumers or the vampires?


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#14 2010-07-12 13:52:57

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

no it would vary depending on the time and age someone was turned, plus do you mean what age the body would be or what age the vampire is (year one being after they were first turned)


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#15 2011-04-16 13:22:37

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Re: The most horrible story... possible.

Ugh!


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