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#1 2012-01-22 11:27:44

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Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

Ok, so I feel kind of stupid asking this, but after you read the following information could you tell me if I am a werewolf or part werewolf or maybe therian?
   But let's get some things straight first.
1. I am not a "twilighter". I was interested in werewolves before I read the books.
2. I am not a troll (as in a person who goes on the internet and makes crap up, not a troll that lives under the bridge). Just sayin'.
3. I'm being serious about this. I'm not kidding or messing around.
4. I feel pretty ridiculous right now so please don't tease me or anything. This site seems pretty legit though, so I don't think anyone will.
   Info about me:
I'm a 14 year old female, but people say I look and act much older. The lady at the hair salon thought I was 18, and one of my grandmother's friends kept offering me champagne until I told them I was underage (it was actually pretty funny).
   I am about 5'3, 132 pounds. I'm pretty heavy but I'm not fat, I mostly attribute my weight to my muscles. And yes, I'm short. It is unfortunate. sad The doctor said I'm done growing. Nooooooo!
   I like to run a LOT. I'm on the cross country team ( a sport that involves endurance running over different terrains) at my school and I'm not too bad. I can run a 5k in 26 minutes and 32 seconds, my mile time is roughly around 7 minutes. I'm thinking about joining the track team since track season is coming up but I don't think I will because I hate running in circles while people stare at me. I get strange sudden urges to run, especially when it's cold, night time, or in the woods.
   I have thick dark ash blond hair and grayish blueish greenish eyes. Yeah, I don't really know what color they are. In some pictures they look blue, in others they look green. I think it's just like whatever color eye makeup or clothing I'm wearing that brings out certain colors. I wear glasses, and I heard that having bad vision is a sign of lycanthropy. Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm pretty pale, but I tan relatively easily. I wear a little bit of sunscreen everyday and mostly stay out of the sun because my family has a history of skin cancer due to exposure to sunlight. I am Irish, Welsh, German, Lithuanian, and Native American. My Lithuanian ancestors were nomads who roamed around Eastern Europe, so I could have unknown ethnicities in me because I'm sure they mixed with other ethnic groups. My last name is Lithuanian, and apparently it means "fast footed" because my ancestors were always the fastest, swiftest tribe. Just recently I learned that my ancestors settled in Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania. If you don't know the story of how Vilnius was founded, look up "the legend of the iron wolf". It's a fascinating story.
   My body is annoying. Personally, I don't like it. I have large hips and large breasts, which makes it harder to run like I want. My upper body is okay, but I have thick sort of short legs, which I hate. I have a slim midsection, and I'm muscular there and everywhere else.
   I mostly keep to myself and my group of friends. When I meet someone for the first time I'm very quiet and very awkward. I'm awkward all the time, so that shouldn't be a surprise. I get attached to people very easily, like my best friend and I go everywhere together, tell each other everything, and cuddle but NOT in a sexual way. In fact when she first came out of the closet to one of our friends, she thought that my friend and I were lesbian together because we're together all the time. There was this guy that I liked in August of last year and I still kind of do. Too bad he's gay though. I loved him, I mean LOVED him. I couldn't explain it. I felt so alive whenever I was with him, and so lost when I wasn't. I felt extremely protective of him and would always check to see if he was alright whenever I saw him in the hallway. If he wasn't where I usually saw him each day, I would get worried. Dumb, I know. I'm protective over all my friends and will tear apart anyone who messes with them.
   My temper is bad. I lash out at things when I'm pissed off so I don't hurt people. Once I made a hole in the wall with my fist. I fixed it with a ton of spackle and painted over it before my parents came home though. I get angry very easily, but attempt to restrain it. I can be crazy violent and angry one moment but be still and emotionless the next. I used to have long hair that went past my shoulders until I lost it one night and chopped it all off. Now it's really short and shaggy, kind of like a boy's hair cut, but I like it like this a lot more. It actually looks pretty good for doing it myself in a fit of rage. Ha ha!
   I have a fear of guns and large bodies of water. I went to a shooting range with some people but was so scared I backed myself against the wall and had to bite my tongue to keep myself from crying and running out of there as fast as I could. Something about the smell and sounds ignited some sort of fear in me. I also hate the ocean. I won't go out any  farther than halfway up my torso. I can't see what's in the water, I don't know where or when currents will pull me out to sea, and the ocean just seems so unfriendly and terrifying. I can swim well, because I was born and raised in Florida and swimming is something that every kid has to know how to do because there's water everywhere. I remember my mother taking me to swim lessons and trying to get me into the pool with the instructor and I would scream and flip out and try to claw my way out of the pool. I hated it.
   I also have a very keen sense of smell. I smelled my friend and asked if she had recently eaten bagels and she freaked out because she had bagels for lunch. Everyone has a certain smell to me, and I can tell if they've been somewhere very recently by smelling the air. Yes, I'm a freak.
   The dentist loves me because of how huge my mouth is. I can unhinge my jaw to open my mouth extremely wide and tall. I also have more teeth than a normal person, and they are all sharp, except for the 4 square ones on the top and bottom. I have a third set of teeth forming in my jaw and it hurts sometimes. I really do, I'm not kidding! I went to the dentist for an x-ray and they showed me where the extra set was growing. I've also never had a cavity or broken a bone, despite my multiple accidents.
   I often have cravings for meat, but I've never eaten raw meat. I'd like to try it though, it smells good. I like to eat foods high in protein and I really hate spicy foods. It's the one thing I won't eat. I'll eat everything and anything.
   Dogs love me. My friend's dog follows me around all the time and gets so excited when I come over. The dog is always laying by my feet or flopping herself on top of me. It's so cute. Whenever my friend and I go out into the woods surrounding her house her dog is stuck to my side and runs around with me and snuggles up to me when I lay down. Every dog I've met has taken an instant liking to me, except for my old neighbor's mean chow, China. When I was little the dog would chase me up trees and bite at me if i tried to come down.
   I'm sort of hairy and find myself shaving more than the other girls at my school.
That's all I really know for right now. Sorry the post is so long and thanks for reading through it! If I remember anything else I'll tell ya.
   So do you think I could be a werewolf? Please reply.
Thanks,
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#2 2012-01-23 04:33:53

SherlawkDragon
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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

OMG!  Could it be?  Another "AM I WARE WULF" thread?  OH BOY!

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1. I am not a "twilighter". I was interested in werewolves before I read the books.

Ok, fair enough, but the fact that you apparently read the Twilight books at all doesn't help you.

2. I am not a troll (as in a person who goes on the internet and makes crap up, not a troll that lives under the bridge). Just sayin'.

Really?  That's too bad, 'cause I am. (supposedly)

3. I'm being serious about this. I'm not kidding or messing around.

Are you sure?  'Cause that's what I'm going to be doing for the rest of this post...

4. I feel pretty ridiculous right now so please don't tease me or anything. This site seems pretty legit though, so I don't think anyone will.

Ehhhh... I tease everyone though, so... Nah, probably not gonna make an exception here, lol...

I'm a 14 year old female, but people say I look and act much older.

People say that alot, and it may be true.  14 is still pretty young though.

I am about 5'3, 132 pounds. I'm pretty heavy but I'm not fat, I mostly attribute my weight to my muscles. And yes, I'm short. It is unfortunate. :( The doctor said I'm done growing. Nooooooo!

RANDOM, LOOK, THEY LISTED THEIR HEIGHT AND WEIGHT AGAIN.  WHY THEY DO THAT?
Physical details are inconsequential: Therianthropy is in the head.

I like to run a LOT. I'm on the cross country team ( a sport that involves endurance running over different terrains) at my school and I'm not too bad. I can run a 5k in 26 minutes and 32 seconds, my mile time is roughly around 7 minutes. I'm thinking about joining the track team since track season is coming up but I don't think I will because I hate running in circles while people stare at me. I get strange sudden urges to run, especially when it's cold, night time, or in the woods.

This means you like running.  Good for you!

I heard that having bad vision is a sign of lycanthropy.

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I am Irish, Welsh, German, Lithuanian, and Native American. My Lithuanian ancestors were nomads who blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

That's nice.  Moving on.

My body is annoying. Personally, I don't like it.

Then get plastic surgery.  Physical traits don't relate to this, so I'm not going to go into them.

I mostly keep to myself and my group of friends. When I meet someone for the first time I'm very quiet and very awkward.

That means you're not socially adept.  That's a bad thing.

There was this guy that I liked in August of last year and I still kind of do. Too bad he's gay though. I loved him, I mean LOVED him.

Whatever you say.  I think you're getting off topic though...

My temper is bad. I lash out at things when I'm pissed off so I don't hurt people. Once I made a hole in the wall with my fist.

That means you have an anger problem.  That's also a bad thing.

I have a fear of guns and large bodies of water.

Phobias are bad too.

I also have a very keen sense of smell. I smelled my friend and asked if she had recently eaten bagels and she freaked out because she had bagels for lunch. Everyone has a certain smell to me, and I can tell if they've been somewhere very recently by smelling the air. Yes, I'm a freak.

Wait, what does this have to do with your personal problems?  Oh, right, therianthropy... Well, I guess therians like smelling things, but I'm pretty sure anyone can smell bagels on someone's breath...

I can unhinge my jaw to open my mouth extremely wide and tall.

Mulch Diggums can dislocate his jaw and open it as wide as his body.  He does that to eat dirt.  Then it comes out the other side.  That's how he tunnels.  Can you do that?

I like to eat food

Me too.  Food is good.

Dogs love me.  My friend's dog follows me around all the time and gets so excited when I come over.

Marry it or tell it to stop pursuing the relationship, you tease.

I'm sort of hairy

No, this is Hairy.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Have_ef5dc2_2741502.jpg
He's a bear.

So do you think I could be a werewolf?

Wait, what?  What does that have to do with- Oh, wait, nevermind, that was the topic wasn't it.
Well, based on what you've told us so far, statistically:
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Have a nice day. >:|


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#3 2012-01-23 06:57:48

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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

You haven't been irritating enough for me to jump on the trollwagon, auto-stop, so I'm gonna be nice and outright tell you; nothing you've listed is a sign of either lycanthropy (which as far as we're concerned probably doesn't exist) or therianthropy. In fact, from your life story, I can tell you everything you mentioned indicates that you are completely normal. I'd like to touch on a few specific things you mentioned:

1. Feeling protective of loved ones
2. Having a good sense of smell
3. Having more body-hair
4. Dogs liking you.

1. Feeling protective of loved ones is a completely human emotion; experienced by both men and women. It was a useful thing to develop during evolution because having protective feelings towards one's young increases the likelihood that they will survive to breeding age and not be eaten by a bear. So this has nothing to do with lycanthropy.

2. Having a good sense of smell - this is likely down to the fact that you're female. Did you know that women have a better sense of both sight, smell and hearing than men? It's not always clear why but as the more socially oriented of genders and as caregivers its extremely important for us to be able to pick up on tiny cues in order to help us understand childrens/other tribe member's needs. I have an excellent sense of smell and I'm also a wolf therian, but I'm smart enough to know the two aren't related. It's nothing to do with being a therian or lycanthrope, its your basic coding.

3. Having more body hair - I wouldn't be surprised by this. You're 14 so you're what, about 2 years into puberty, if that? You'll be sprouting hair in places you probably didn't know women got hair. Most women are much hairier than they are portrayed by the mainstream media. It's common for women to get hair on their stomachs, around their breasts, and on their arms; in fact I knew a girl who used to shave her arms cause she wanted to look more like Barbie. The hair tends to thin out a little once your hormones balance out at the end of puberty. So yeah, nothing to do with lycanthropy/therianthropy.

4. Dogs liking you - we get this a lot here. Point is, well socialised-dogs SHOULD like you. They're raised around people and trained by people or fed by people, so they usually learn that being friendly towards a stranger could mean a good chance of food or playtime. It's not because they can sense your otherworldly aura of lycanthropy and are attracted to that. They've been conditioned to associate being friendly and welcoming with receiving treats. Simple as.

If you are serious about thinking you might be a therian, I refer you to the FAQs earlier in the board.

And also - some of the information you put in your post, about your surname, etc., was a bit personal. Don't give out your life story online to complete strangers. You've probably given someone enough info there to track you down. Exercise caution.


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#4 2012-01-23 22:29:27

SherlawkDragon
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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

ShadyHowl wrote:

Having a good sense of smell - this is likely down to the fact that you're female. Did you know that women have a better sense of both sight, smell and hearing than men? It's not always clear why but as the more socially oriented of genders and as caregivers its extremely important for us to be able to pick up on tiny cues in order to help us understand childrens/other tribe member's needs.

Sexist!  Men are just as good as women, and you feminists won't tell anyone otherwise!  WE WILL RISE UP!


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#5 2012-01-24 06:05:03

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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

SherlawkDragon wrote:

ShadyHowl wrote:

Having a good sense of smell - this is likely down to the fact that you're female. Did you know that women have a better sense of both sight, smell and hearing than men? It's not always clear why but as the more socially oriented of genders and as caregivers its extremely important for us to be able to pick up on tiny cues in order to help us understand childrens/other tribe member's needs.

Sexist!  Men are just as good as women, and you feminists won't tell anyone otherwise!  WE WILL RISE UP!

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#6 2012-01-25 15:17:46

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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

Its hilarious but I am afraid that we will scare off all the newbies if we keep poking fun at them.

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#7 2012-01-25 18:28:44

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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

I wasn't poking fun at newbies. I was poking fun at Sherlawk and she has posted so much pony related stuff the past few weeks as far as I'm concerned she's fair game.


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#8 2012-01-26 00:03:08

SherlawkDragon
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Re: Could I be a werewolf (or something like it)?

marwolf wrote:

Its hilarious but I am afraid that we will scare off all the newbies if we keep poking fun at them.

Hey, I started off being serious...
...I just couldn't stay serious...


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