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#1 2012-11-09 14:18:58

BigRedRidingHood
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Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

This is my house, open to all weres to come in and chat with me! Despite my name, I haz pen0r, so I is male. I just wanted to make a werewolf meta-joke out of my screen name~


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#2 2012-11-09 15:40:00

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

hola, redhood. big_smile


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#3 2012-11-10 03:33:04

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Hello there!


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=152377

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#4 2012-11-10 13:39:18

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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

'"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly....' *I smile as I hold open the door to my cottage in the forest* Come inside~! I have some steak if anybody's hungry. Just don't ask for wine. I don't do alcohol too good....


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#5 2012-11-11 04:14:08

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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

STEAK!!! Me want!!


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
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#6 2012-11-11 15:26:59

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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Sure~ *Brings in a hamsteak* Cooked or raw~?


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#7 2012-11-11 16:24:26

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

" Its good either way."


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
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#8 2012-11-12 06:32:34

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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Well, it's leftovers, so it'll be cooked, but cold. I.... Never really tried raw meat before.... *Brings out a plate full of maple syrup glazed ham* How does it taste....?


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#9 2012-11-12 11:53:06

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Mmm, delicious. big_smile


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#10 2012-11-12 18:18:16

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

*I set the plate on the coffee table* What is it like to hunt in a pack? Have any of you guys had a bad run-in with silver? Where does the pack sleep? What's the status of mating couples, are more than the alpha male and female allowed to mate? What about toilets? Do you guys run around naked routinely? *My eyes burn with curious excitement and my tail wags furiously as I step closer to Zage*


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#11 2012-11-12 18:23:28

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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

So red is your color,  Heh?



Siverwolf.


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#12 2012-11-17 01:59:10

AshenWolf
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Hey smile


"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not."
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#13 2012-11-28 23:49:52

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

*I turn to the other wolves and smile* Yes, I guess~! Pleasure to meet you both~!!


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#14 2012-11-29 01:01:31

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

I don't think that running around naked is routine." " I think that other members are allowed to mate other than tha alpha male and female." " I sleep pretty much where I want. I'm not really sure where the pack sleeps."


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
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#15 2012-11-29 13:35:45

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

For the first few years of my life, Mom kept me on a short leash. Literally. I slept in a basket outside her bedroom door, ate dog food until I was six, and wasn't allowed to wear clothes until she saw that I wasn't a little puppy anymore at age 13....


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#16 2012-11-29 20:46:03

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

"Dude,that sucks."


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#17 2012-12-01 05:55:46

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Well, that was nothing compared to the trips to the vet, numerous flea collars, and the time she tried to put me in a doghouse. I came out pretty well adjusted despite all that. *Goes to a corner and pees on a newspaper*


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#18 2012-12-04 00:36:05

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

"Wow,she actually tried to put you in a doghouse!?!"


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=152377

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#19 2012-12-19 20:12:39

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Yes. We had fleas in the house and she thought I brought them in. The truth was, her cat Mittens had fleas. Until she found out, she literally pushed me into a doghouse for a week when the sun set, but I'd sneak back into my room later.


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#20 2012-12-23 04:51:15

bloodlust
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

A doghouse is no place for a wolf to have to sleep. It seems to me that your mom has something against us wolves. It makes me wonder how she treated your father.


"Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend."
http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=152377

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#21 2013-06-04 02:05:09

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

From what she told me about him, he split after I came out snowy white. Dad was black as pitch, so he assumed she slept with the Big Good Wolf, who was white. The DNA tests proved him wrong, and there was the child support battle....  He left that'the country shortly after they began.


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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#22 2013-06-04 10:12:34

Zage_the_winged_werewolf
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

*leaves gift basket for*


Whenever you see a raven or a crow, just remember, that that's me, watching you.

I have a dick, there for, I am a MALE!!!!!!!

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#23 2013-06-12 01:31:42

BigRedRidingHood
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Re: Hey There, Big Red Riding Hood~ :9

Oooo! Gift Basket! *Bucks the card and digs into it*


"No, I'm not friggin' Amaterasu, you crackhead!!! I'M A F***ING GUY!!!!"  -Me, to a fanboy.

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