nothing happened to me, I'm relieved, for now.

*opens the cardboard box*

Okaaaaay?

*hands Joker my box* here, you do it, I'm gonna go nap.

*the anvil stops beeping* *a piece of paper prints out of a nearly invisible slot* *the paper reads: "Wash your hands"*

*another page prints out* "Did you know there are some forms of superglue (like the kind that was on your wrapping paper you so carefully handled) that don't bond things together until they are activated? Say, by water and friction? Like what happens when washing hands?

*turns into his demon form, rips his hands apart and goes back to wolf form*

*has Lewd Squirrel open my box*

*Lewd Squirrel eats it, cause he's a bastard*

*suspicious eyes the paper, then send a clone to read it*

*has the clone pick a lotto ticket, & use those numbers*

Last edited by Zage_the_winged_werewolf (2012-06-13 02:59:02)

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