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What's so funny?
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nothing happened to me, I'm relieved, for now.
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you only sniffed it
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Inside the box is a miniature anvil.
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The anvil starts beeping.
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*hands Joker my box* here, you do it, I'm gonna go nap.
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*Takes Zage's box as well* Okay, whatever you say, Zagey!
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*the anvil stops beeping* *a piece of paper prints out of a nearly invisible slot* *the paper reads: "Wash your hands"*
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*Joker runs to the kitchen and begins feverishly scrubbing his hands*
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*another page prints out* "Did you know there are some forms of superglue (like the kind that was on your wrapping paper you so carefully handled) that don't bond things together until they are activated? Say, by water and friction? Like what happens when washing hands?
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*turns into his demon form, rips his hands apart and goes back to wolf form*
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I think I broke Zage.
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*has Lewd Squirrel open my box*
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*inside that box is a cupcake*
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*Lewd Squirrel eats it, cause he's a bastard*
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*Lewd Squirrel is hospitalized for a month due to chronic sodium overload* *Zage's REAL gift is the piece of paper under the cupcake*
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*suspicious eyes the paper, then send a clone to read it*
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*it's a set of numbers* *they look like lottery numbers*
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*has the clone pick a lotto ticket, & use those numbers*
Last edited by Zage_the_winged_werewolf (2012-06-13 02:59:02)
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*a week later you win the jackpot*
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wooo
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