Shark fin soup anyone?
Hee Hee! Just kidding!
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BlueEyesWolf wrote:
WolfMontana wrote:
Howlitzer wrote:
well...we can't have that...
::Howlitzer hands Montana his fancy new universal remote...::
here...knock yourself out.*looks at the remote Howlitzer handed her... eats remote* You know what happens when I see these things right? wink Thanks anyhoo. I think I just prefer doing this.
*snaps fingers* *Blue's sea of root beer disappears into one single glass, which she hands Blue, and is replaced by a beautiful Carribbean blue ocean* *...complete with sharks who are strangely attracted to Zage's bubble farts*Hey, no fair, Howlitzer!
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*Zaps Howlitzer into my glass of root beer and handles the glass to Zage*
A Carribbean blue ocean? Ok fine....
*Zaps up a pirate outfit for myself, a long board sticking out of Curly's mouth, and WolfMontana tied up at the end of the board*
*Pokes WolfMontana with my sword* Ok, laddie, it's feeding time for the sharks below and you're their catch of the day!
*Drinks the Howlitzer flavored Root Beer.* Meh, not bad, but tasted kinda chunky.
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::turns back to normal size inside Zage...causing a rather graphic explosion::
AHHHH!!!!!!!
::now mentally scarred from being inside zage...Howlitzer frantically jumps into the water to rinse himself off::
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*regenerates* Aw WOLF!!!, Do you know how sapping that is?
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Oh MAAAN, Zage, could you clean yourself off my walls please???
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Damn Ebonblade! That's horrible! I hope things go a lot better this time around! Here's for the best man!
*watches a chunk of Zage slide down the wall slowly and then plop on the floor* Ew...
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*bars Zage from adopting the fecal position in her forum*
*taps Howlitzer on the shoulder and hands him some magnets and some ball bearings* Now how do these work together again??
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ahh...
::pulls out diagram::
you line up the magnets and ball bearings like the diagram...
when ball A snaps over to magnet 1, it transfers it's energy to ball B. Magnet 2 then pulls ball B over, adding to the energy that is then transferred to ball C, which then is pulled over to magnet 3, and so on....
basically the magnets add energy each time around, so the last one shoots off at many times the original speed.
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Mwahaha! *begins plotting with WolfMontana*
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*nods* Okie!
*grabs the magnets and ball bearings back, lines em up on a what's left of her surfboard, takes careful aim, and lets loose with the first ball - plink! pliNK! plINK! PLINK! WHAP!!* and gets Blue in the butt.
WOOT!
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Haha! Direct hit captain!
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I'm not trying to *maim* the guy dude, just you know... make it hard to sit down for a while...
... aw man, I'm just setting myself up there...
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lol, That is a bad set up
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WolfMontana wrote:
BlueEyesWolf wrote:
*Sharks chews up WolfMontana's surfboard and get closer and closer to her*
SMORGASBORG!!! *cannonballs into the middle of the sharks, go completely feral, and rips them all to shreds*
*Razorjaw gasps and runs away, making me fall into the water*
Oh man. Wet Werewolf smell! Ugh! I almost smell like Zage!
*Get out fast, dry myself with a big beach towel when WolfMontana...
WolfMontana wrote:
*grabs the magnets and ball bearings back, lines em up on a what's left of her surfboard, takes careful aim, and lets loose with the first ball - plink! pliNK! plINK! PLINK! WHAP!!* and gets Blue in the butt.
OUCH! Why ya!
*Wraps WolfMontana in my towel, pets and handshapes her into a bowling pin, then do likewise with Zage, this time into a bowling ball. Push him towards WolfMontana, strikes her out and both of them fall into the ocean*
Hahahahaha All of those years of bowling finally paid off!
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Pets and handshapes??? I don't THINK SO! *unties towel, wets it, twists it and THWACKS!!! Blue in the leg*
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OW!!! Hey, would you rather have Zage to do that to you???
Sheesh!
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For the record, I didn't touch you anywhere in the "Off-Limits" areas...they were already shaped for the bowling pin look.
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That's good stuff, lol.
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BlueEyesWolf wrote:
For the record, I didn't touch you anywhere in the "Off-Limits" areas...they were already shaped for the bowling pin look.
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Well I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the sun! ... to bed G'night!
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'Night!
*Puts some crabs in her bed*
Don't let the bed bugs bite...
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WolfMontana wrote:
The Estrella War sounds pretty crazy! Is everyone going full bore in that kind of battle? I can imagine there must have been some real casualties? What kind of weapons did you use before the rapier?
Estella is sweet! 3-5 days in the spring, barely a mundane in sight. Two days of battles. Nothing is choreographed. It's just all out, no holds barred medieval mayhem. And the bonfires at night, with the drumming ,the music and the dancing (and the drinking), it turns it into a modern day Valhalah.
I started out with sword and board, but I had just begun to switch over to spear. When we get to Oregon, I hope to go archer with spear backup. Archers only get to play for so long in the big battles, then it gets too dangerous for light armor fighters.
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Well, geez yeah!! Yikes! Sounds like a mad time, cool.
So, is it a hand made spear? Do you use any kind of blunted point for the battle?
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